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Wow! Mom is a genius. She finally figured out what my second breed is. Ok...so she posted "miniature pinscher" but wasn't sure. And all her friends kept telling her I am a chihuahua. Not so likely! I mean chiweenies are cute and all, but I just don't fit the bill. But then she saw a picture of a manchester terrier! AHA! Now she knows where I get my feet markings from. So while she'll never know exactly what my origins are, this is her best educated guess. Meanwhile I will continue to maintain that I am part Great Dane. Due to the sheer size of me how could I not be, eh? Mom says I have the big head because I graduated from school this week. Everytime I get to go somewhere without the others I come in all hoity toity and growl at them to enforce my status as the boss lady. Uh...doesn't work too well because Mom sides with them. Traitor!!!

I did a baaaad thing. Well, I didn't think it was so bad, but apparently it was. I ate the computer cord that connects Mom's modem to the computer. It was nice and rubbery and chewy though! I was upset that I had to miss out on meeting more new pups at Dogster though. But Mom went out and bought another cord. So I'll try very hard to resist it. But I'm a puppy...I can always use that excuse right? Mom says "tough luck" because I won't always be a puppy. And I'm not allowed to chew "illicit objects" anyways because I could get hurt if I swallowed them. Whatever, Mom! Bring on the Nylabones!!! Except that Glady and Lily like to hog the Nylabones. Meh...*whispers* bring on the computer cords!