July 23rd 2009 8:42 am
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Today is my woofday and mommy has been singin' ta me all day wong! Mommies are weird. Me and my three big brofur and sisfurs all have woofdays close together so's we've already has our woofday potty. Mommy says I'm still gonna get somefing speshull taday. I guess dis means I's not a baby anymore, Pass da dogaritas pawlease!
June 23rd 2009 11:29 am
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Da uffer day mommy heard me hollering on da patio and rushed out to me. Come ta find out, ma baby brudder Copper was bitin me in a sensitive area. Mommy just laughed and got sum antibodic oinkmint. She said dat I had dat coming to me cuz I did da same ting ta Scout when I wuz a pupsny. Wells I's got ta go. Somepup shuld weally do someting about does sharp pupsney teef!! Dey weally hurt!!
June 23rd 2009 11:29 am
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Da uffer day mommy heard me hollering on da patio and rushed out to me. Come ta find out, ma baby brudder Copper was bitin me in a sensitive area. Mommy just laughed and got sum antibodic oinkmint. She said dat I had dat coming to me cuz I did da same ting ta Scout when I wuz a pupsny. Wells I's got ta go. Somepup shuld weally do someting about does sharp pupsney teef!! Dey weally hurt!!
March 18th 2009 10:26 pm
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Mommy sais dat I's getting fixed Fwiday... I don't know exactwy what she means by dat, but if it means whut I tink it means, I'M NOT GOING. Today mommy took me and my bruffur and sisfurs to PetsMart to get food and she let me pick out a special toy to bwing wif me to da V.E.T. I picked a soft blue lamb wif a squeaker. I guess dat makes it a wittle better... but I still tink I will make uffer plans. Actually I tink I will just go wiff my daddy to works Fwiday... Mommy says dat I have to get fixed because i am getting to be a big boy... but my tinks dat I would raffer stay bwoked.
November 12th 2008 4:31 pm
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Dear Santa Paws
I'm just a little pup and I have been pretty good! I am sorwy dat I bit my mommy on da nose... I didn't mean to... I just thought that it would be fun to supwise her. Weally Santa Paws... I'm also sorry fur chewing up mommy's $50 tennis shoes... I'm teefin and it seemed yike a good idea at da time. I pwomise Santa Paws... I will twy ta be a good boy fur da rest of da year!! I'm just 3 months old Santa... what else can you expect?
Please Santa can I have:
1. A Christmas Loofa Dog Stuffy
2. A nice new collar cuz I chewed my old one up sowry bout dat!
3. A squeaky ball
4. A whole bunch of treats
5. Homes fur all da homeless puppies
6. Either shorter ears or longer legs so's I'll stop tripping on ma ears!
7. And lots of toys and treats fur my brofur and sisfurs!
October 27th 2008 2:13 pm
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I went to da V. E.T. on Fwiday and I weigh 23.2 lbs!!! Can you believe that!! I am 3 monfs old and I am getting big!! Ma ears growin too! I got in big twubble yesterday!! My mommy was layin on da deck while me and ma big brudder and sisters played... and I thunk it may be fun to play a twick on her! So I walked up to her and bit her in da nose!! It must of supwised her because she sure did scream!! I tinks her nose wuz bleedin too!! :)) So she runned inside and cleaned her nose up, and now her nose is swollen!! :)) She said that we were gonna have to work on my bitin people, whatever dat means! ;) her said dat wasn't gonna get nuffin fur Christmas too! :(( But I tinks her is lyin'! Wells I's gotta go chew on sumfin!!
Roo Roo Roo!! Hunter!
October 19th 2008 5:32 pm
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This afternoon I scared my people to death!! Evidently I got stung in the mouth by a wasp/bee/yellow jacket and when I came inside mommy picked me up and noticed that I had a terrible rash on my belly... she took me outside so she could see better and noticed that I had whelps and splotches all over my body, and that my mouth was so swollen that it looked like I had been punched in the face!! She freaked out and called the E-vet who said that as long as I was breathing ok that Benadryl should do the trick, so she gave me a Benadryl and 15 minutes later I was getting better!! My mouth is still a tiny bit swollen, but other than that I feel great now!! All I can say is Thank the Lord fur Benadryl!!! Mommy will definately keep it on hand from now on!!
September 29th 2008 7:06 am
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Yup you hurd me right!! I'm already da boss of ma entire furmily!! My big brother and big sisters already let me do whatever I want!! I bite der ears and pull der tails and they don't even get mad! (Well at least they don't usually get mad!) I sure am havin a lot of fun at my new house!! I get to play with all the toys and eat THREE meals a day!! I went to da V.E.T. Friday, and I don't know why da other pups told me I wouldn't like it!! it really isn't dat bad... dda only problem is dat they stuck me in da butt!! But then I gots a treat and some yummy bananna fwavored stuff and got lots of pets from da vet!! I also found out dat I weigh 13.3 lbs!! I can't bewieve it!! and da vet said dat my fellers were coming, I don't know wat dat means, but it sure sound cool!! Well I's gots ta go...there is so much fur a little pup ta do in this big place!! Ahroooooooo!!
September 15th 2008 4:42 am
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Hi guys! My name is Hunter! I am 8 wks old and so far life is pretty interesting! I came to my new home Saturday, and boy was I in for a suprise. When Mommy brought me inside I was greeted by three pups who look like big versions of me! I have a brudder named Scout, he is a cool dude, I have a sister name Precious, she is lazy, and another sister named Gracie, I like to play with her tail!! This place is pawsome! I have a bizzilion toys, and the big kids let me play with all of them. I get to eat three times a day, and I can explore all I want, as long as a human follows me around! I can't wait til I am big and can run down the hill in the backyard and bark with my big sisters and brother. So far it is pretty fun being a puppy!
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