Kirssmas!

Soes dis is Kirssmas! Mommee and Daddee tawkd abowt dis Kirssmas fur so long, an den I findz out - we getz new BONEZ! De bonez ar grate. Dey ar so big. Well, not no moars becuz we eated dem alreddy!

But dis Kirssmas thing - we leiks it!

"Merry Christmas to all the other goggies, and a happy new year too! Love, Sage's Mom."

7 Ranndum Faktz Ubowt Mee

7. Lotz of teimz, mai mouf getz bord. Soz I chu tings! Yezterdae I towt I wuz heded bak to de pownd becuz daddee got so mad! I chud hiz Metz blankit.

Goooo Metz!

6. I gitz veree skard wen to get yelld at. I triz to wag mai tale veree fast and turn mai hedz... den mommee not to be so mad no moar!

5. I randed out in frunt of a carz wuns! Mommee wuz sooooo mad! Must be becuz she luvz me so muchly.

3. Ohhh... I not to cownt verry gud. I not no de numburs.

2. I luvz to play wit mai sizter Terruh! Wen she to get mad, I lik her fase lotz to maek her not mad.

1. I freekin luvz french freiz and ise creemz! SOOOOO MUCHLY!!!! Dey iz de best, and I to luvz furever anee one to bringz dem to mee.

Bed Hawg

Daddy iz tryng to teech me to sleepz in de bed witowt takin up all de spaes dat iz hiz. He sez Mommy letz me sleepz too big!

Well, I cant help it - I likez to spredz out!

Daddy sez, "MY BACK HURTS, ITS UR FAULT!" Hehehe I no he not meen it. He luvz me :)

De Windo

Moms say I haf to blogg, even do I not no wat blogg iz.

Wen Moms leeves in de morning, I leik to sitz in de windo! Der I can to watch all de goggies dat luk leik skwirrels!

Is dat enuff blogg, Ma?