What a Day

What a Horrible Afternoon

Well, the day started out just fine. The weather was beautiful so Mom and Dad were going the yard work and I got to stay outside most of the day. Later, after lunch, IT HAPPENED!!! Mom was loving on me and I was really relaxed and enjoying it but then she picked me up and announced it was bath time. NNNNNOOOOOO!!!!!!! I HATE BATH TIME!!!!! It was horrible! After I made it threw the bath, Mom brought out the BRUSH! Talk about adding insult to injury! First the bath and now the brush!!! Was it ever going to end?? Well, needless to say, I had to stand still and take the brushing. (sigh) I don't like having to stand still like that. [Although, I'll never admit to Mom, I do kinda like it. Mainly because everyone is focused on ME. I just hope she never finds out. She'll never let me live it down.] After Mom was done brushing me, I thought the horro was over but ooohhh was I ever wrong. A little while later, those evil little cats came up on MY porch. Well, I saw them and ran up to the door barking at them and I couldn't believe what happened. MOM SPRAYED WITH A WATER GUN!!!! I just couldn't believe she did that! Couldn't she see that I had to protect everyone from those evil, nasty little cats?! What's wrong with her? Maybe she's going crazy in her old age or something. I mean, after all she IS 38! Well, after I got over the inital shock of it all, I decided I still had better protect her from the cats. I mean, after all, she does feed me, wait on me, showers me with love and attention, and all that stuff that good moms do. But it happened AGAIN!!! The crazy old woman sprayed with the water gun and told me to hush! Can you believe it? ME, she sprayed ME and told me to HUSH!!! Well find, if that's how she's going to be, then let the cats get her. She just better not coming crying to me later when those evil little things do get her. I just hope she comes to her senses soon before the cats take over MY yard! Hopefully, tomorrow will be a better day. In the mean time, I'm not talking to her right now until she apologizes for spraying me and lets me handle the protection around here!