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Let Me Sleep!

I got a rosette!

A very nice doggie sent me a rosette! I can't believe how awesome it made me feel. Man, that's really great. It's even better that the Pancake dog doesn't have one. Thanks!

I haven't felt this good since I got two dinners by accident because my humans weren't paying any attention.

Rock 'n Roll!

- G

Hello?

Does anyone come see my page anymore? I'm not seeing much hits. I'm not seeing many bones. My human gives me bones every once in a while, just to keep it real. That's cheating though.

Peace Out!
- G

My Man's Trying to Score Points

Look, I'm not trying to sound dumb or anything, but I think my male human's trying to win some points with the female human.

She cut off her finger (kind of - the Pancake has all the details) and he got all nice and stuff, helped out and made her hamburgers at 1am just because "she wanted it." That's NUTS! What are you doing starting up the grill at 1am! You guys made some crazy spinach thing and everything. It's just a finger! And she's wearing the same thing she wore yesterday!

When I lost my balls no one gave me anything. I also got hit by cars and fell off balconies. No fair! That whole karma crap is some pile of feces, man. When I got my lapdop (when I died, they gave me a free laptop - see previous entry), they said that Karma is rounded to the nearest 10000000 or something (c'mon. You know I can only count to four), so I didn't get the next level stuff, which was some waterfront property. Whatever, but I'm kind of like a gearhead so this computer is fine. I don't like mowing grass and all that crap.

(The Pancake just told me that, if you have waterfront property, you just have someone mow stuff for you. Bitch!)

Whatever male human, being all nice and stuff, you went all soft on me!

Peace!
-Gilliberton