August 29th 2014 7:30 pm
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Boy it's been a while since I talked to you. Hard to believe the summer is almost over all ready.Today mom and I cleaned up the porch and my pen. Mom had cut the grass right before we went out, so I got to roll in the freshly manicured lawn to my hearts content. Tomorrow she getting her plants ready for fall so I offered to help her dig.Last night was pretty scary, Mr Noodle had to undergo the knife again! I thought he was just going in for a chinlift to repair his torn neck from our last battle; but to my horror I saw ma start to cut him open. My eyes were glued to him as I watched mother pull out all his guts, right down to his voicebox. Then she cut his legs and body into strips of dangling flesh. I yelped at the top of my lungs "what are you thinking women"? Then I watch as she carefully re inserted his voicebox along with some of his guts till his face was reshaped, and he sang like a bird again. Painstaking she stitched his jaw back together and head closed. It was nice to see his evil grin again, but I couldn't help but wonder if we would ever be able to resume our gerrs again. But then mom transferred him to another table where she used some old mismatched socks as a skin donner for Noodle; even forming new body right down to a tail with the graft.
I was very impressed with the whole surgical procedure. Why in less than ten minutes after this radical operation Mr. Noddle and I were off with a test gerr, both of us grinning from ear to ear. I took his outside today with me so he could enjoy the fresh air and sunlight. Speaking of my nemesis think I'll go give him a little physical therapy. I attached a
July 20th 2014 6:22 pm
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Diary you will not believe this.
I was a diary pic of the day yesterday, no diary that's not the thing that you can't believe. Stop laughing and listen to me, this is the part you won't believe
The day started out great because while I was checking my email and I happened to notice I was a diary pic of the day. So I clicked on the link and Dogster told me I didn't have a diary or hadn't set it up. At first I wasn't too scared I just figured it was because of all the flees Dogster and Catster has been having lately. I wasn't too happy about the bugs, either because I swear that's why ma gave me a bath Friday to make sure I didn't catch any. So all that night I tried to get on and bark all about the dreaded bath but I couldn't get in. Ma and I had been trying to change our password liked they asked, but we couldn't get threw. So after seeing the scary news about our missing diary, we finally managed to change it yesterday morning, thinking that would fix things.
Again we clicked the diary link and it still would not work, and flashed the same frighting message. My heart dropped, and I really started to get upset. Why for 6 years now I have been sharing all my doggie tails with you, years full of adventures, laughs and tears faded away before my eyes.I start barking I am here, I am here Diary! No way would I willingly give you up.Why, you've been one of my very best friend for ever, back to my first days here at my forever home.Thankfully mother had a cooler head than me and tried to click on the other Diary links and saw they also brought us to the same page. Those darn flees again. I mean I love Dogster so I will stick it out all threw the infestation, so long as it doesn't cost me another tubbie. Maybe I will have my Jazzy Kitty take care of all my dictation for now, I like to see her get a bath for a change. Don't worry Diary, I would never turn my back on you, old friend; but I got to run now, don't want to take a chance on another bath so soon.
Thanks all for making me a Diary pic of the Day yesterday!A squeaky clean,Colin Doggie
July 15th 2014 6:05 pm
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Sorry I haven't talked to you in a while but things have been going on all the time around here lately. Why, I've been so busy I could hardly keep up here. Like last Tuesday, I took a road trip with ma to go camping for the day to visit with my Auntie Gina. There were so many trees that even I couldn't water then all! Campping was alot of fun, with so many grandbabies visiting I was able to run and play, and bestow Doggie kisses all day and into the night. I was such a well behaved doggie that mom even shared her meatball sub with me
Then ma and I watched her godboy Zack, and that kids always good for a good gerrr. Even my kitty came out of hiding to peek at him, which was a first for Jazzy Kitty. Plus, mom pimped out our bedroom window with pillows, soft blankets, a fan to beat the heat, and fresh greens for us furry kids. Word to the wise Diary, stay away from the catnip, it packs a mean punch. Best left for kitties I think.
But the worst thing ever happened to poor Mr. Noodle! Now I am not sure how the incident occurred, so I think it was while I was suffering from the catnip overdose. Clearly mothers fault for not labeling the plants with the proper hazardous warnings. Somehow, when sparing with my enemy he suffered what could have been a life threatening injury. It was a gaping hole over his rib cage. Ma quickly transported him to her intensive care unit. She stabilized him, and I kept my paws crossed that he could hold himself together till the transplant could be performed. Ma tried a risky procedure by using his severed tail as a skin graft. Hun, what happened to his tail? I think that was life 3, or was it 5? Anyways, mom said he pulled threw better than she thought; but warned me that he may be on his 8th life already. Me, I just can not wait till we can battle again.Speaking of my old nemesis, I think I will go see if I can push along his discharge paperwork
Till later,Colin Doggie