November 10th 2005 1:57 pm
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Daddy took me on a walk the other night, and there were lots of leaves blowing around on the ground. Yay! I love it when there are leaves -- I can dig in them, hunt them and pee on them!
Anyway, I saw this one leaf that I really wanted to pee on. I was all set to do it, but then, I saw something wrong with it! It had a spot on the side I was about to do my business on -- and you all know I require a PERFECT leaf! Thank goodness I saw it. I looked at Daddy to see if he'd seen the ugly spot on the leaf, but he must not have good taste in leaves, because he looked confused as to why I put my leg down. So I had to pick up the leaf myself and turn it over to the other side.
Luckily, the other side was not marred. So I peed on the leaf. Afterward, Mommy and Daddy laughed at me for a long time. Hmmph!
August 2nd 2005 1:00 pm
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Last Friday night, I told Mommy and Daddy to go to bed by walking back and forth from the living room to their room until they got the hint. Once they were in bed, Mommy and Daddy invited me to join them, so I jumped up onto their soft, fluffy blanket. I sat down and faced the window like I do every night so that Mommy could pet me straight from my head down my back, but I noticed that tonight she hadn't pulled the curtains over the window.
Well, guess what? There was another dog staring at me from the window! At first, I wagged my tail and tried to be friendly, but the other dog just kept looking at me! Doesn't he know that he's in my home and that I'm top dog? After all, staring means aggression in our language! I'm very forgiving, though, so I barked a few friendly barks, thinking that the other dog just hadn't seen me. He was a little blurry, so maybe I was blurry to him too.
The nerve of that other dog! He kept staring at me even after I'd barked. He also barked a little bit, but no noise came out! So impudent -- mocking my noises! I got mad and growled deep in my throat. For some reason Mommy and Daddy thought this was really funny. Dadddy even went over and blocked my view of the other dog! I think he was petting it, even. Grrr! I growled some more. Daddy pulled the curtain over the window, but I knew the dog was still there. I leapt off the bed and sniffed under the window. I think the dog escaped that night, but I'll sure be watching out for it from now on! After I teach it some manners, maybe we can be friends.
June 3rd 2005 11:07 am
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These days, everyone seems to recognize me! Maybe that's because I made my debut as a male model in the June/July 2005 issue of Details magazine. I know, it has Tom Cruise on the cover, but that's just because I was too gorgeous to put on the cover (you know that they have to save the best stuff for INSIDE the magazine, right?). To see scans of the magazine, go to my mommy's site
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