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Princess Belladonna - an autodogography

Where did Taco go?

That lady that had crazy coloured hair... sorta like my Mom but different... anyway that lady and her husband took Taco out the front door last night and I've not been able to find him ever since then.

He must be hiding really really well because even those silly pewdz are coming around again. *sigh* Without Taco I'm going to have to spend my day herding them all into the same place and it's danged near im-paw-sible to do because it's like they have minds of their own and stuff and that bigger guy Booo... he a hard ass. He hits me on the nose when I try to give him my head for pats.

So yeah... Taco seems to be missing so if any of y'all howlers out there can give a girl some help... let me know if he's OK. I miss his scraggly little butt.

Oh the humiliation

Last night Mom took me to Petland. She dressed me up in my boots, and coat and took me to Petland. I know I have to wear the boots because that nasty frost bit at my feet and ears last year, but going into a pet store dressed like that is just humiliating.

I suppose if I measure that against the incident in the yard yesterday it's better to be humiliated by what I'm wearing rather than what I'm not. I put up a fuss with Mom yesterday morning when she was putting my boots on so she said fine and let me go out without them. I ran through the snow and everything was wonderful. I did my business, and started sniffing around when suddenly I felt that stupid snow burning my toes again. It hurt me so bad and I got so scared that I whined and Mom came to save me. She lifted me up and carried me back to the house.

So maybe the boots are OK, and the coat, well it really does make me look quite adorable. I am defnitely ready for summer again though.

My Mom Stinks

Right now I'm supposed to be at Doggy Daycare with all my doggy friends, but am I.... NO.... I'm stuck here at the house with the CATS!!!!! Mom slept in this morning and she had to call and reschedule my daycare until Thursday. That's another two days away. Another two days with these stinkin' pewdz! Thursday morning I'm waking mom up at like 5am to make sure she has plenty of time to get me to daycare... I miss all my doggy friends.