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Harley's New Adventures

I Got in BIG TROUBLES Last Night!

Well, mom came home and decided it was time for poo pick-up in da yard. It was nice and Sophie Claire and I were busy in the yard. So she is working away and that pesky neighbor dog came out that never stops barking at me. So of course, I had to respond to that pesky dog that never stops barking. Up and down the fence I go letting that dog know that I was telling him to be quiet. Mom would say to me......Harley Davidson STOP! Meanwhile the poo bag is getting pretty full and mom decided she needed another bag. She looks up and here I come. She gasps when she sees me! I am no longer a salt and pepper schnauzer - I am a brown wet muddy schnauzer! She races to the doggie door, but I beat her and in the house I go. I run around the living room, through the kitchen into the bedroom and on to momma's bed. She sees the diaster area and says INTO YOUR KENNEL RIGHT NOW HARLEY DAVIDSON!!!!!! Poor momma, she had to clean the rugs, mop the kitchen floor, shampoo the bedroom carpet and wash the bedspread. Then my little white crate pad was now brown. I hear the water running in the sink and then she comes and gets me. SCRUB, SHAMPOO, SCRUB, RINSE, MORE SHAMPOO! I am now back to a salt and pepper schnauzer. I sure hope momma still loves me. Dang that pesky neighbor dog that never stops barking!

Harley's Hi-Lites

The alarm clock goes off this morning, I give momma her good morning kissy, Sophie Claire comes out from under the covers and we get mom outta the bed. Hurry momma.....there might be birds out already! In we come and ready for breakfast and mom heads for the puter. She pulls up the email and has this look on her face. Harley, please come here a moment and look. I being the dutiful schnauzie son go in and say what wrong momma? She looks and sees these emails with rosettes for me and she finally sees the one from Dogster saying that I was a Diary Pick of the Day! Woooohoooo and Arroooooo and I do my happy dance with my stubby wagging all over the bedroom. Thank you Dogster and all of my pals who have sent me such wonderful rosettes and pmails. Life is good!

Hope Santa Paws Can Find Us!

Wow, this morning we started with rain, then sleet, then snow and 55 mile an hour winds! You have to understand that Oklahoma does not have blizzards. The interstates are now all closed in all directions and the turnpike is closed to the Texas line. The govenor has declared a state of emergency and the National Guard has been called out! Mom went to let us out the back door and the snow was over the doggie door! She finally got out the back door and got the snow shoveled so we can potty. Well........ out the doggie door I go and I was plowing through 4 foot drifts. Momma finally got me inside and had a big towel ready to dry me off. So far we have 7 inches of snow and hopefully the power will stay on. All airports are shut down. This is only the 13th time that Oklahoma has had snow for Christmas!!!!!! I sure hope Santa Paws can find our house!