this whole fur thing...

Mom wanted me to tell the world that it's not her fault I have a real bad hair-do right now. I know I look shaggy, scruffy, more and more like an old man every day. I know if I want to have my vivacious, youthful look back I must get a trim. I hate getting my haircut. It's probably the worst thing ever. Don't be afraid of my scruffy look, I'm still the same cute Elvis inside...

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!

It's Halloween!...that means time for mom to put stupid crap on my head. can't wait till it's over.

oh, dearest junior

I'm secretly in love, I mean big time love here, with the neighbor dog, Junior. He is so fantastic! I really hope he can see past all of the gremlin growls and stinky farts. I think soon we'll be the best of friends.

DOGPARK!

I went to the dogpark today and everything was such a mess! It was 60 degrees today so all of the slush melted. I tried to jump over puddles because I don't like to get my paws wet. I met a girl dog today and I think maybe I might like her to be my girlfriend. She's real cute and I liked her pink collar. She wanted me to chase her, but I was a little shy. I hope I see her next time! Woof woof!

I've got a new face!

Mom put a new picture of me up today that is not as scary looking as before! I hope I will make more friends now! When my fur grows out real long I can look a little intimidating. So please everyone look at my new face and be my friend!

Mommy gave me oatmeal!

Mom gave me oatmeal today! Dad said "No! That's people food not dog food!" Mom snuck me some anyway. I LOVE oatmeal and I LOVE mom!! Oh, this afternoon Dad let me run around in the snow! I LOVE dad too! I think I have to fart.