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Life is Bullyfull: For Da Bullies By Da Bullies

Iz Back!!

Wellz Wellz Wellz. Lookz whoze backz eberybully. Itz da PIE!!! Wellz MaggiePie, datz wut my mommy alwayz callz me but latwee shez gettin lazee wif muh name and jezt callz me Da Pie. I finkz itz cuz Iz sweet az pie, not dat i would know cuz muh mommy wont let me hab dat kindz of hoomen foods. She sez itz bad for me (and herz noze)(...is dat her wayz of sezing I'm gazzy?)
Soz not alotz been going on roundz here, cept muh mommy gotz her dis new carz and she sez itz not really a car but itz not reallyz a truckz its a SUV but all I knowz is dat I L-U-V it. :) Itz super nice and comfy for me and da Whoppy head (yez he's still here). Speakin of da whoppy head we'z gitz along much betterz now. He learnt dat his place iz not on da bed in da middle (dats my spot) but at leazt I letz him in Mommy and Daddyz bedroom nowz. (Datz definite progrezz) Alzo he don't seem ta mind not sleeping on da bedz. Mommy gotz him a cushy bed ob hiz own and put it right next to her side ob da bed. Which he likez cuz he iz a big mommaz boy. (shhh don't tell him I toldz you...but mommy still haz to walk on da porch when we goez outzide or elze whoppy dont wanna goez) Not me thoughz...I love my mommy and daddyz but Iz sooo brave. I eben fink if mommy eber left da gatez open I might goez explorin. Muh mommy is ole eaglez eyez...she watchez eberyfing and she eben watches when da garbbyge men comes to get to yummy stuff in da black bags...she sez to muh daddy "Dem boyz betterz cloze dat gate back" Awww and dats anofffer fing muh mommy watchez too close...da garbbyge!! I tell youze dogs dat stuff smellz greatz and I just knowz it wouldz taste yummy. I seez mommy frow all kinda of good stuff in dere. So why cantz muh mommy be like da peoplez next door and jezt sit da bagz on da ground ( i finks i could tear dem bags..dey only plaztic...and getz me some yummy frown away leftoverz) But ohhhh nooozzz muh mommy haz to putz our bags in big fings wif lids...i cantz knock dem ober or nuffin (beleivez me i tried) I swearz if muh mommy did give good belly rubs and knowz what treatz I like...I might hab to lookz for anoffer couch to sleepz on.

Hey eberyBully

Helloz eberybully. Itz been a whilez zince i wrotez in my diaree. Iz been a lil unda da wefther latezlee. I kinda gotz in a scrap wif a keekatz. Mommy and Daddy hadz to rush me in to see da doc. But eberyfing is greatz. Da keekat scratched me right is da eye soz I had to hab dropz put in my eye ebey hour on da hour for a few weeks. It was a pain in da neck, but itz better den me losing my sight. I learned my lezzon, you can't play wif keekats...dey cheatz! Me and Whoppy have been habin fun and playin. He's really good at tug. Hez much better to tug wif den mommy, I still beats him most of da time. He likez to play fetch wif mommy. Which is somefing i just do not find fun at all. Get the ball, chase da ball, get da ball, chase da ball....too much runnin for mez! But whateber floatz hiz boat. Wez alzo gotz a housegues.t Mommyz cousin is stayin here for a whilez. He gotz a job nearby and is stayin wif us til he finds a place. Hes nice, but i fink he has a pwoblem wif drool. Mommy told him to embrace the drool. Some people dont see how bee-u-tea-full us Bullys really are, they have a hard time accepting our natural talents. Gas, snoring,drool, and chewing one eberyfing we can putz in our mouf. Fank god mommy daddy seez how cute we really are.

I swearz I'm coming backz

Hey dere eberybully. I swearz I willz be comin back for good soon. Our puter haz been habin wots of pwoblems watley but wez gettin it fixed. Fings here hab been busy wif chrissiemess and da new yearz. I turned 1yrz old on Dec 22 and mommy and daddy wuz so proud ob me and sezd i'm a big girl now and dat i'm allz growed up. I got extrie treatz and new toyz. It wuz gweat. Mommy took a week off fwum werk soz its nice we getz to sleepie late and do wuteber we for da day. Diz is da life