Hey, loves

I haven't written an update in forever, doll ! Last time I signed in was when I was dog of the week (thank you all for that by the way). I just had a photo shoot where I took some AHHHDORABLE pictures that I'll be posting soon. I had to break up with Melody for my career, I was just to busy for love(:

I'm also noticing that I've put on weight ! I need to work that off if I want to keep my modeling career ! Me and my agent/owner are going to go on a special no chicken jerky diet because I'm getting hefty.

Oh, and guess what ? IT'S MY BIRTHDAY TODAY ! I'M JUST SO THRILLED THAT I'M ONE YEAR OLDER TODAY ! I'm 4 years old today(: I feel so elderly...I'm the oldest pooch in the house, but they don't treat me like their elder, they treat me like the baby in the family. It's probably because I'm so dang small :(
But it makes me cute, so I live with it.

I'm gonna have my editor edit some of those pictures and I'll post them later on today.

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OZZI(:

OMG

OMG you will not believe what has happened! You know I told you about Melody, the pom I met on that walk? Well, we met in the park again! And so our owners set us up on a date! We shared some milk bones and doggy turkey jerky! It was fabulous! And now? GUESS WHAT? We. Are. Officially. DATING! I have a girlfriend can you believe it? Wowwwwwwwww!!!!! I am in luvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv!!!!!!! Yayyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!! And I think Melly is too!

Booooooooootiful.....

I saw the most prettiest, adorablest, cutest, most boootifulest dog in the wooooorrrrrrlllllllllldddddddd today on a walk around the neighborhood! She was a reddish brown (with white tipped paws and a white chest) pomeranian that was a little smaller than me. We sniffed butts, barked at each other playfully, and chatted while our mommies talked. Her name was Melody...but anyone who knows my career path knows I can't focus on pretty pomeranians! I have my modeling career to think about! But I really hope all that talking our mommies did was about setting up a playdate for Melody and I...
Lots of Licks,
ZeeZee Bear

Today

Hola! Today I'm in a good mood (despite my horrific haircut) because I get to go play with my BFF, Johnny! He isn't quite as worldly as me, and he isn't very intelligent (like moi), but he gets me like no big dog ever would. Oh yeah, he's a chihuahua. We have the best time when we're together! We run around and play tag and hide and go seek and all that. It's super fun! Plus, Johnny's owner lets us do...well, pretty much anything! We can bark at the neighbor dog as much as we want, leave the door to the backyard open, get treats from the treat canister as much as we like, and ALL that goooooood stuff. I can't wait!

xoxo,
ZeeZee

Squirrel

Ugh, I FEEL LIKE A SQUIRREL!! I am so humiliated. HOW COULD THEY?!? My fur is much too short on my body and its STILL fluffy on my tail!!! Wanna see? Look at the last picture on the list on my profile. Go ahead. Laugh. I've lost my dignity. I don't caarreee anymoreee...........Even Echo didn't reconize me!!! *sigh* And they even put a bow in my hair. A BOW! :'(
xoxo,
Zeewii

O.M.G.

WHAT HAVE THEY DONE TO ME?!?!? My manlyness IS GONE!!!!! I feel like a little PUPPY!!! I also feel light and fluffy and pretty, but THAT is beside the point! How could Kelsey let them do this? And how could she PAY THEM FOR IT?!? Forty dollars nonetheless!! My dignity is at an extreme low and I believe I am scarred for life! WAAAAAH!!!!!! I'm just going to go curl into a ball and whine. How can I go in PUBLIC in this hair? Really, how can they expect me to show my face on a walk ever again (or at LEAST until my hair grows out). And what is that horrible SMELL? It smells like roses, ON ME! I could really go for a roll in something nice and dead right now. And they didn't even give me a treat, how dare they? Hm. Why couldn't I have been born a short-haired dog...like a CHIHUAHUA! They don't know how lucky they are. And the worse part is the fact that every person we run into oohs and awws and says, "She's sooo adorable!" SHE?!? ME?!? *sigh* So much for my career as a lady's man...

Haircut!!

Hi!!! Today Kelsey said that tomorrow, I have a hair appointment. I've never had my hair cut and I'm kind of worried and kind of excited...I saw the picture Kelsey has of the cut. It's called the teddy bear cut and everyone says, "AWWWW!!! It's soooooo CUTE!!!" when they see it. I don't know how I feel about that...??? Oh yeah! And today Kelsey and I played hide and seek, and she told me to stay (and it was really hard to stay, but I DID!) in one room and wait until she said come and then she hid in another room and THEN I HAD TO FIND HER!! It was HARD because everyone was saying, "Where's Kelsey? Where's Kelsey?" as IF I could possibly answer them, plus, how would I know! But it was all good afterwards because guess what? I GOT A TREAT!! Yay!!! Wish me good luck for my haircut!! I'll post pictures of it soon!!

XOXO,
Ozzi