June 16th 2005 10:18 pm
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Today is my first birthday. The Girl made a cake, but it had chocolate so I couldn't have any. So what's the point...honestly? But we had fun and Mom was in and out all day, so it was an ok day.
Since we had my party last week, it was uneventful. Mom keeps saying I was a big boy now, but I don't feel any bigger than I did yesterday.
Well, gotta run. But one last thing...what's the blowing out a candle thing? I just can't get that whole thing?
May 12th 2005 8:02 pm
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That Mom...when will she learn? She must just LOVE to cook (what a domestic)! Here's her latest venture in futility:
Mom is such a control freak (a control freak with food issues, YIKES!) that she comes home and cooks for The Girl and The Boy before she goes back to work. She usually throws some food our way while she's cooking. Well today, she was making a simply MAV-E-LUSSSSS smoked sausage, mashed potatoes with saurkraut and salad. Frankly, I'm not that fond of lettuce, but she IS human, so we overlook it. LuLu and I were enjoying the aroma and were waiting patiently for our share. BUT NO!!! We get DOG FOOD!!! :(:(:(
THAT didn't make us happy!! We sure didn't consider forgoing any sort of food, just in case she wasn't totally heartless and gave us a couple of nibbles of sausage. But, alas, no!! It was time for her to go back to work and she started getting the food off of the stove and onto the serving plates the the humans would put in the microwave. While she was dishing out the saurkraut, she left the sausage way open and I decided to fake right and charge left towards the sausage while she was busy with the saurkraut, even though I wasn't that hungry. (It was the principle of the thing, right?) Ahhhhh.....I can't describe the sweet smokey goodness of that sausage on my tongue....YUMMMMM!!!!!!!
Then all of the sudden...BAM (no, it wasn't Emeril, it was Mom's fist coming down on my head.) I dropped the sausage on the floor and in one fell swoop, Mom had me in the crate and my sweet smokey chunk of sausage goodness was still on the floor. WAAAAAAAA!!!! BUT IT GETS WORSE!!!!! Then Mom did something that I just couldn't forigve, she washed the piece of sausage off AND FED IT TO LOOSE-E RIGHT IN FRONT OF MY CRATE DOOR!!! The NERVE!!!! Well, I hadn't told Mom yet, but the crate door has become almost a big joke. I am so big, that all I really have to do is push on it with both paws at once, and I'm outta there, so that's what I did. As LuLu was just finishing her last bite (which she savored, s l o w l y), I broke free. Mom just kinda stood there, I actually think that she was thinking, "He wouldn't dare"....Silly, silly Mom. What was she thinking? This time, there was no "faking right" goin' on...I made a B-line to the sausage plate, which Mom had foolishly left out in the same spot. I grabbed the first piece I could get ahold of and dove back into my crate. I vaguely recall glancing at Mom, who could only stand there, in amazement, with her mouth hanging wide open. But that Mom, I should have known better. She just HAS to be APLHA!! ~~~~~~~~ I KNOW you want to know what she did!~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Well, believe it or not, she dove into the crate, business suit and all, right behind me!!! Now I am the one with my mouth hanging open!!! AND MY SAUSAGE FELL OUT!!! So she grabbed it right up!!! Then she scrambled out of the crate, slammed the door shut, and put a chair in front of it, so even if I opened it, I couldn't get out. What control issues she has!!!
~~~~~~~I KNOW you want to know what she did next!~~~~~~~~~~~~
Well, believe it or not, she washed it off, sat on the chair that was propped against my crate, AND ATE IT!!!!!
As if that weren't enough, she said, "Ahhhhh.....sweet, smokey, sausage goodness.......yummmmmm!"
May 8th 2005 8:29 pm
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Today was Mother's Day. I don't really get it, but we had fun anyway. Mom kinda lounged around in her PJs for awhile, but by noon she figured breakfast in bed was out, so she got up. She has been fixing up the house, so we were outside almost all day. What fun!!! Later, one of Mom's human kids came for a visit from far away. So, we went inside. Mom got a new sofa and we aren't allowed to be on it. WAAAAAA!!!!! That makes me SAAAAAAAD:(
Even worse, in the middle of it (it's all hooked together) is a single seat, so even if I could get on it, Mom always sits in the middle seat, all by herself. So for a Mother's Day present, I figured out how I can give Mom snuggies and lovin's, without getting on the sofa!!! I hop onto the bench behind the sofa, put my big ole paws on her shoulders from behind and give the back of her head snuggies and lovin's ! I am such a good baby boy!!! Then I put my paws around her neck and she laughed and laughed.
Mom wanted The Girl to take pictures of me giving her snuggies and lovin's so we could be in the Mother's Day Stroll, but she wouldn't. What a Meanie Weanie Chili Beanie!!!