September 16th 2008 9:00 am
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Hey everyone. I just wanted to ask you all for your help in winning the contest of the cutest pet. Mom was surfing the web and found a site for contest and entered me in. 3 weeks later Mom got a email saying my photo has gone into semi-finals, I need lots of votes from all my fur friends. All it takes is a minute. Just go to...
cutestpetcontest.com and then in the upper right hand corner, there is a spot for Id#, mine is.. 100336343. Please help me win. I am already in semi finals and am going to be published in there spring 2008 book titled "Top pets of 2008" -- I would love to win grand prize cash so Mom can build me a fence in back yard so I don't have to be on leash anymore!! Or even a PetCo G.C. so I can buy lots of cool toys and treats!!
Please help, it only takes a minute and it would be totally pawreciative!!
August 13th 2008 8:41 am
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This weekend I had lots of fun, but also got into trouble by Mom. I was outside playing in the pool when I thought it would be fun to also play in the dirt. By dirt, I mean, dig holes in the yard. I love digging! Its so much fun, I think one day I will discover something down there like gold, or even a country no one knows about. Either way, Mom was inside cleaning and she came out to see what I was up to... "Look at me, I'm having fun" I said as I wagged my tail....the look on Mom's face was not pretty. It's probably the uggliest I've seen since I had fun and tore the house up while she was at work. She yelled at me a few times and went back in side. So, I started digging again. She came out soon after with a bottle of purple stuff and yelled for come. "What is that? Something to eat?" Mom still didn't look her normal, pretty self, instead she looked like the mean dog down the road that always bites me. She called for me to come and told me to jump in the pool. "Ok" I wagged my tail and jumped in. "Brr, this water is cold"---(just filled up with fresh, clean, hose water) She told me to sit, so I did. She scrubbed me down just like she does inside. "Am I getting a bath? This isn't so bad. I'm outside and getting a bath?" I wasn't sure what was going on as normally I am inside some big white thing, stuck, with no way out...I kinda liked it. Soon, Mom told me to get out and sit, stay. I did as I was told. Then she left to go inside. She didn't look so ugly when she left... So, I got up and resumed my digging. It was fun last time, so why not, right?? "Uh, oh!" Mom just came outside looking uglier then ever. I run and hide the best I can under the tree. She didn't say anything this time, just grabbed my leash and pulled me into the pool again.. Then began scrubbing me down. This time after she was done she used a towel and dried me alittle. Then she told me to go in my kennel that she just cleaned. Wierd, I never go in this thing outside.... Do I have to stay in here?? Then she went inside and left me there.. Alone! I plop down and relax so I don't get into any more trouble. "Oh look! The gate is open, that must mean I can get out?" I woofed. I get out and stretch. Look around to see if Mom's looking. I'm not sure what to do, I don't want Mom to be ugly again. I should just stay close and not chase that bird on the road. Good choice. Mom is comming. Stand still and quiet. Mom comes out in a good mood and pretty face. Then she looks at me with confusion and says "Ralphie, good boy. What are you doing out?" -- What am I doing? I'm doing nothing so I don't get into trouble and make you ugly. I cock my head to the side showing her I'm not sure what she is saying. She puts me back in kennel and tells me "Good boy, good job not running away when Mom forgot to lock the second door" and leaves. But, before leaving, she locks both doors this time. And I realize I have no where to go... Atleast it was fun while it lasted!!
August 4th 2008 11:12 am
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I heard this terrible noise this weekend. I've heard it before. I don't like it at all. We were visiting Dad's sister (Auntie) up north. We had a pretty eventful day and when we got home we hung out and relaxed. I went outside with them to go potty and hangout with some toys. Thats when I heard it. I was having a good time, chewing on a stick-Minding my own buisness, and the next minute....BOOM!! What was that?? I don't like it at all. I hide under the steps and hope it goes away...it does-- so I take a look around. I don't see anything. Just Mom and Dad and Auntie laughing and having a good time. So, I guess nothing was wrong. I ease out of my hiding place and find a ball to play with. Everything seems normal, then BOOM! BOOM! I quick run back under the steps....What the heck?? I seen a flash of light but its all gone now? I'm really scared. Shaking alittle. I don't want to come out. Dad's calling my name. I know I'm supposed to come when he calls me but I'm really scared. Doesn't Dad know that I am scared? (( "Ralph, Come!" )) Oh man, Mom's yelling now too.. I just want to go inside the house where the BOOMS are not around. Is this normal? I don't like it at all. Maybe they are calling me to go inside. I come out slowly and run up the steps by the door. Mom says (("No, we are not going in right now. Your fine, We are all done now")) What does that mean? We are all done? What were they doing. We soon went inside and I ran under the bed. Mom was calling my name again. Oh no, I am not falling for that again. I stay under the dark, quiet bed. I like it here. No noises. (("Ralph?")) Man, Why won't she just leave me alone. She finds me under the bed. I come out and follow her to the kitchen. She gives me a treat and says. (("Goodboy Ralph, You did such a good job with the fireworks. Goodboy!!"))---Now, I don't know what a "Firework" is, but if it was that really loud BOOM and flash of bright lights that I was so scared of : Well, maybe I will have to do a good job again next time they do these "Fireworks" things...but only if I get a treat!!---But I don't like it at all!!