Woof today is my birthday.

My mommy told me that I'm 2 yrs old in human year, but 24 yrs old in doggie years. I don't know what she was trying to say, but i don't care cause today i'm sooo happy. My daddy got me a hamburger squeekie toy, and i have gone crazy over it. I try to scare mommy and daddy with my growl every time they want to take away my toy. There's no way i will let them get it, cause I absolutely love toy with sounds coming from it. Mommy and daddy told me to come to cool room to hang out with them. I have to be in my best good girl behavior otherwise mommy and daddy don't want to play with me anymore.

I'm bored

I enjoy nipping my mommy. I could she see that she gets annoy by it, but I'm bored. I want to go out to play, and meet my doggie friends around neighborhood. Mommy didn't bring me out b/c she said it's cold and blah blah blah. Hmm now where is daddy? I want to play with him.