What Am I?........The Tiki FAQ's

All this pointing and staring can drive a dog crazy!!! These humans are always
saying, "What is that?", or "Oh my gosh honey look at that puff-ball!" The miniature humans yell, "Mommy Mommy look at that Really Fuzzy Doggy! can I feel it?"

I do admit my appearance is unusual and my eclectic style is a bit overwhelming. However I have a solution for all this. I will begin to wear a sign to address a few of these comments:

No, I'm not a chow or the largest pomeranian you've ever seen.
I'm not related to Don King or Albert Einstein....
although I will admit there is some resemblance.
Yes, it's hard work to keep my coat looking fabulous, luckily I don't have to do it!
No, my parents did not spin me in the extended fluff cycle.
Yes, there is a dog under ALL THIS FUR!
And Yes, you may pet me! ............ for a treat of course!

WOOF!

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