My Ball!!!! MINE!

Man, you shoulda seen what I did to CJ yesterday! It was spectacular! I sent that girl rolling down the mountain we live on! She was trying to get MY BALL, MY Ball!!!! Just cuz she's older than me doesn't make her the boss of ME! My ball! My ball! My ball!!! Dad was sure mad, tho... he made me go inside... myball!myball!myball! whereisit?whereisit?

Another dangler!

Darn, but I sure hate taking a poop that won't let go! Can you believe, Mom laughed at me? C'mon, this is embarrassing! I tried everything, spinning in circles, you know... mom had to rescue me with a paper towel of all things. Where's the Charmin when you need it???