Long Time no Bark!

I have not been on here in a LONG time. Alot has happened! I got two new family members!!!! I got an older sister now. She's a POODLE! She's a fluffy, big, white thing who my mom adopted from the shelter cause no one wanted her. She'd been in a kill shelter first, then another shelter took her out of that one. Then she came here. She loves it here. She's not a young pup-FAR from it, but for an elderly dog, she sure has energy!!

I also got a daughter. A REAL daughter. Lets just say that me and the chi up the block got friendly. :)
So my mom got to keep one of the pups. She doesn't look too much like me tho cause she's all white and the mom was all black w/ white paws, so i might have to question dogternity. :P

But i'm having a blast playing with my four legged and two legged family.

Life is good.

Shoes!!!

Ok, my mommy bought me a jacket cause it's as cold as a penguin on an ice cube, and I am sooooooo greatful. But she got me shoes!!!!!!!!!!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I hate hate hate hate hate them!!! She got me 2 different types and i don't want to wear them and you can't make me!!!! NO NO NO NO NO no no no no no!
I look dumb and they feel dumb, and daddy thinks i look dumb too!
Mommy says it's to protect my little paws from the cold and dirt but no i'm not going to wear them.

We'll see who wins this battle.

Long time no bark!

A lot has happened. I got flead! That right! Some nasty little buggers somehow got on me and my parents were livid! I had to stay in the bathroom for a few days until things were debugged and such. I didn't really mind after a while cause i still got my walks outside and still ate like a pig! lol. But the fact that i couldn't sleep on mommy's bed got me upset. I had to sleep in my crate. I don't hate my crate, i just prefer mom's bed!

But everything is okay now.

OH, and i got microchipped! That hurt! But mommy says that now if i ever get lost or stolen (people have been asking to buy me- biggest offer 2,000 so now mommy is worried) i'd have a way for people to know exactly who i belong to!

I also got de-wormed and all that. I really don't think i like that vet-guy. He's starting to get on my last nerve. Every time I go, something bad happens to me. But mommy says its for my own good.

Playmate!? Should I have one!??

Hi and how is everyone wagging? (BOL) (WMTO) O.K my fellow dogsters, get this! I overheard how my mommy wants to get me a playmate! Now, let's look at that for a moment! Im here living like a king! I have my own room! Yes! I may have to share it with mommy and Daddy but hey, it's worth it! besides when I really get comfortable daddy gets up and leaves the room! ( Give me paw someone!! ) no more crate for this pup!!! Anyway I see it like this! Being that mommy wanted to dress me up., and me and daddy where not having it! She came up with this idea about getting me a playmate! I like what daddy tells her all the time! Mommy you are going to need Plastic surgery!! No ! it's not a tummy tuck!! Daddy is going to cut up all your credit cards!!! ( Daddy is so funny!!! he waggs me up!!!!! )

My mom is so happy about my ears!

Ever since my mommy and daddy got me, my ears were floppy. Well, i say ever since like it was SUCH a long time ago. bol. I've only been home for about 2 weeks. But anyway, my ears were floppy and people had the barking AUDACITY to ask my mom and dad what breed i was!!!! The lady at the petstore asked me if I was some sort of terrier!!!!! Not that i have anything against terriers ( no one's bark is better than another's), but i am PROUD to be a chihuahua! My ancestors came from the proud Aztec warrior companions, who were worshiped and adored. (And so am I)
:P

I am proud to be a chihuahua and so should all of you be, and when that new movie comes out (Beverly Hills Chihuahua), i want all of you to be proud and cool, like you already knew it was cool to be a chi (cause you always did).
:)

But anyway, my ears starting picking up!!!! They are almost completely straight up, just a little wobbly, which i think a few more days to a week should fix.

Now, NO ONE can say i dont have my true chihuahua-ness.
Not that looks matter, it's in the barkatude!

Viva Chihuahua!

Clothing! Is it really for me!???

Where's my dogs at!? Woof,Woof! (WOL) So this is the thing now,Mommy wants to dress me in all kinds of outfitts ( Let me tell you Im not with that at all!!) Pretty outfitts, but like Daddy says,Im a boy dog!!!! And if Im going to wear anything,Im going to wear Motor Cycle Clothing!!! Being that my Daddy loves Motor Cycles he said that when he gets his Bike he's going to be taking me everywhere with him!! No more Travel Compartment Carrier for this Pup!!! ( WMTO! )

I don't know! It looks like Daddy may or may not win this one! First thing he said when he seen me was " Im not going to be walking that dog at all hours of the night!" Yea Right! it's gotten so bad that I have to hide from daddy because he wants to take me everywhere! (WOL! ) and he even carries me in what mommy calls a purse but daddy calls it his Companion Travel Carrier or Manbag!! Like daddy says just as long as mommy does not Punk me with with what daddy likes to call Sissy Clothing We are O.K! ( I have a say in this too!! ) If I don't like it Im not gonna wear it!!! Give me Paw someone!!!!

Living a dogs life!?

Hi and how's it wagging!? So,Where's my dogs at!?? (WOL) Just pawing by to fill you in on my going ons.,It's funny how I hear my mommy and daddy talk about my crate! I mean Im a little pup and I really don't see what's the big deal when I come wobbling into the Middle of them! I don't take up much room!!!! (WOL) WMTO!) And it's really funny how daddy tells mommy how she has to have Plastic surgery! What's more funny is that she ask him if she needs a tummy tuck and he replys " NO I JUST WANT TO CUT UP YOUR CREDIT CARDS!!!!!" Oh well! it really is a dogs life!!
Now I see things like this! My wonderful mommy and daddy spent a good amount of money on the many things that I needed ( Im so cute that I have to have the very best of things! am I right!? or am I right!? That's right! give me some paw!! Ha Ha!!! ) but if I don't feel like being in my crate then by the fearless power of underdog! ( my hero!!! ) Im not going to!!

Me and my Carrier!

Sorry I have not been updatting as much as I would like but it's hard trying to train my Human daddy! (WMTO!!) I just don't get it, the way my daddy makes such a big thing about my carrier! I myself don't care as long as I get Him to take me outside!!!!!!! He thinks I don't hear when he tells the other male humans how it's NOT a PURSE!! it's an ANIMAL TRAVEL COMPARTMENT HOLDER!!!!! (WOL) (WMTO!!) PSSSST! Daddy., relax and have a bone!! (Even though the carrier (purse) is light blue and mommy bought it so that it would match her outfits...hehehe)

Having them wrapped around my paws!

I must say that Im living the high life! I got here two days ago and I already have my mommy right where I want her! ( W O L ) Now for my daddy,I can see that I have to work just a bit harder on him! The other day I he took me out, and oh my barking gosh! First, i wasnt ready to go out, but HE insisted i explore, so I insisted he carry me. No walking for this pup! Then I realized it wasn't so bad, i let him put me down and all of a sudden millions of women came up to us! If my daddy wasn't taken, he would be!!! Yup! I have them eatting out of my paws!!!!