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The Mostly True Stories of Kiley and Luna

August 17, 2007 - A Labrador mix attacks a 70-year old man sending him to the hospital in critical condition. Police officers arrived at the scene and the dog is shot after charging the officers. This incident was reported in ONE article and only in the local paper.

August 18, 2007 - A 16-month old child receives fatal head and neck injuries by a mixed breed dog. This attack was reported TWO times by the local paper only.

August 20, 2007 - A 6-year-old boy is hospitalized after having his ear torn off and receiving severe bites to the head by a medium-sized mixed breed dog. This attack was reported in ONE article and only in the local paper.

August 21, 2007 - A 59-year-old woman is attacked in her home by two Pit bulls and is hospitalized with severe injuries. This attack was reported in over TWO HUNDRED AND THIRTY articles in national and international newspapers, as well as major television news networks, including CNN, MSNBC and FOX .

Toads

I chased this toad away, that I think my people wanted out of the yard. So I was a good dog, I think. My people haven't yelled yet. We are finally finished with the flea epidemic... for now, but the cute boy dog behind us has fleas until they freeze off in the winter. My people are training me more, and sometimes it's fun. But usually it's just boring.

my series

me and my sis are writing stories and this is some info to help (note: this is just when we started, it will change)

Quick Bio
name: kiley
age in dog years: 21ish
age in human years: 3ish
breed: mutt
fur color: golden-yellow with white markings
fur pattern: darker on back, lighter on sides with white paws, nose, stomach
size: large
weight: between 80 and 90's
neutered/spayed: yes
how many brothers/sisters do you have: one sister, luna
do you have any strange markings: no
were you adopted or bought or found: adopted

Favorites
food: no favorite, it's all good
sleeping spot: in my room that i share with the rabbits and luna sometimes
walking place: anywhere you'll take me

Top 3
#1 friend: my girl
#2 friend: my girl's brother
#3 friend: my girl's mom
#1 toy: stuff left in the yard
#2 toy: kong ball
#3 toy: bones

Have You Ever
been to the beach: no
seen snow: yes
traveled out of your town: no
bit a person: not on purpose
ate a frog: not recently, there is this toad i want to get though...
broke a leg or paw: i pulled a muscle really bad
had fleas: yes

Extras
most annoying a human can do: pull your tail
most awesome thing a human can do: pet me
do you wear a collar: no