The Adventures of Fergie
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ahoy maties!October 12th 2009 9:07 pm[ Leave A Comment ]
Hey everyone,
Sponsor Us!August 23rd 2009 1:22 pm[ Leave A Comment ]
Were doing a walk for the Toronto Humane Society. PLease support me and my mom! Were going to start trianing soon since I usually can only walk for about 20 minutes. Please consider sponsoring us!
WELCOME ME BACK!June 19th 2009 6:53 pm[ Leave A Comment | 1 person already has ]
Hello all my doggie pals!
Yet Another EmergencyAugust 23rd 2008 6:44 am[ Leave A Comment ] So the other day I broke into the cupboard i the kitchen. My dad bought a child proof lock thing but hadn't put it on yet so I figured I would make my last break in a good one. I found these little cube things wrapped in plastic so I ripped the plastic and ate it. Or tried to. It tasted SO BAD so I didnt really swallow much of it but then my Dad came in and FREAKED OUT. I didnt see what the big deal was. Then my mom came running in and she started freaking out. They started running around yelling something about poison control. Turns out I ate this thing called Electrasol and it goes into that big machine that gets my bowls clean. A dishwasher? So I just watched everybody freak out and chewed my toy. Then they gave me some milk which was very tasty cause it got rid of that soapy taste. Then I went to bed. My mom says that I am lucky I didn't swallow it or I wouldve been in a lot of trouble and we wouldve been going to the emergency clinic. Needless to say everything in that cupboard has been removed so I dont bother really trying to break in anymore. Wheres the fun in an empty cupboard? Whats the point?
First Day of SchoolAugust 21st 2008 6:02 am[ Leave A Comment ]
A lot has happened in the past few days. The other day I got sick. My mom came home and found I had taken a poo and thrown up in my play area. I still felt okay though so we played a bit. Later that afternoon I did not feel so well. I didn't even want my dinner. My mom and Dad were calling vet clinics and the emergency hospital and they said to bring me in. But then I went outside and took a big pee and poo and ate my dinner. Slowly. I felt kind of tired until the neighbour came by and then I felt much better. My parents decided that as long as I was eating and drinking and getting excited by the neighbours I was okay to stay home and just be monitored. I felt as good as new the next day so I guess it was just something I ate off the ground outside or something.
Secret AdmirerAugust 18th 2008 1:36 pm[ Leave A Comment ] Iknow I am cute. I have two boyfriends you know. Cooper and Tank. But today was pretty interesting because Cooper went out to the lake and go swimming and while he was gone, I got a secret admirer gift. (Good thing Cooper wasn't there he would have whooped some doggie ass) My mom checked our mailbox and someone left a bag of fresh dog bakery treats from this top notch dog bakery place. There was no note or anything. Just three big smelly delicious cookies. My mom hasn't given me one yet cause she is a paranoid person. Awhile back there was some poisonings of dogs in the city next to us and although it's probably from our neighbours she wants to find out who it was first. (Shes a worrier like that. She thinks we can never be too safe.) I got sick today too. Mom went out for a bit and came home to see me sit with a pile of poo and throw up. She cloeaned out the kitchen and washed the floor and then she let me chew my bone on the bed. (I dont get to go on the bed very often). I feel a lot better. She thinks I probably ate something on our walk. Maybe. I do eat everything.
Garbage Trucks!August 12th 2008 5:47 am[ Leave A Comment ]
Today is Tuesday that means GARBAGE DAY! I love sitting on the lawn and watching all the action happen. My mom lets me sit and watch till theyre done cause she knows how much I love it. I love big machinery!
Sunshine!August 9th 2008 6:29 am[ Leave A Comment ]
I'm very excited because today is Saturday and my mom and dad finally have a whole day to spend with me. They have such different work schedules we don't all get to go out together. And as a plus it is sunny so I will probably get lots of walks around the neighbourhood. Maybe I will get to go in the car if I'm lucky. :)
So far so goodAugust 8th 2008 1:25 pm[ Leave A Comment ] My mom has been so proud of me today. First of all I have had no accidents in the house today! Even when she went to work and her friend took me outside and I wouldn't go, I STILL had no accidents! And then when we played fetch and she told me to "Drop" I did! I got a lot of treats and cuddles for that. I did that a couple of times but my mom thought that was enough training for the afternoon. All in all my mom has been very happy with me and when she's happy, I'm happy.
Mom and Dad are pissedAugust 7th 2008 9:48 am[ Leave A Comment ]
My mom and Dad were really angry last night..not at me..but at the neighbours. I'm really good with going number 2 outside but if I get distracted and I can't concentrate then I won't do it. This leads to my parents being woken up in the middle of the night by my barking to take me out. Two doors down these people were using some kind of electric saw and everytime they turned it on I would lose all focus. This is after 10pm at night. Then the people with the saw decided to come see me which I love, but Dad wasn't happy since we had business to attend to. Then my mom tried to take me out but this woman who has ankle bitter dogs (seriously) came over and even though my mom said that we couldn't play right then she brought her dogs over to play anyways. Again I love it, mom wasn't happy. Then there were cars going around and people with music. This all at like 11pm at night! My dad was so mad that people were making noise at that time of night. The funny thing is that my parents look like they would be the rowdies of the street. My dad is 6"5 and covered in tattoos and yet he is the one complaining about the noise! Well thankfully I was able to hold it through the night so this morning I went outside and let it rip.
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