Happy Easter Bunny

We want to wish all of our Dogster & Catster families a blessed and safe Easter.

We are so thankful for our friends here!!

Hugs and Ham Bones ( I wish)
xoxoxo

Sasha, Kai, Lily
& Diesel Kitty

Urgent Help Needed

Reposting: Urgent help needed! Delaware Humane Association has been ordered by the city of Wilmington to evacuate by 6pm tomorrow. If any of you are able to temporarily home a cat (most dogs are going to various doggy daycares) please call or inbox Angela Downey. Thank you to anyone who can help!

Humane Phone #(302) 571-0111

Woofday Thank You Hugs!!

I want to thank all of my pals from the bottom of my heart for all the wonderful pressies and woofday wish pawmails!
We love each and every one of you!!

I had a great day.. Even Dozer was nice to me...Problem is... I spent all day watching my back because that never happens.. I was waititng for him to jump out and scare me at any time.. The most paranoid woofday I ever had..

XOXOXOX
SASHA

Please make BANE your furend!!

Please click on the link below and visit Bane's page. He is a brave K-9 Officer with the Michigan State Police. BANE IS LOST!! HE NEEDS OUR HELP TO GET HOME.

***CLICK HERE FOR INFO ON BANE- MISSING****

You may not live in Michigan, but chances are good that one of your furends might be...

My Life Has "Gone to the Fleas"

Well Pups... I think my life (as I know it)....is over.

It all started back on July 24th. Mom and Dad had to leave Dozer and I in a kennel while they went to a family thingy somewhere waaaay far away. I was appalled because we have NEVER been to one..... nor left in a place with other barking dogs....I know Mom had to fly there so Dozer and I were only there for 2 days.. (Hmm I wonder where Mom hides her wings)

Anypup.. She dropped us off and it turned into the worst 2 days of my life... It rained so hard with thunder and lightening.. I was sooo scared. Finally Mom picks us up and I was never sooo happy to see her( and she wasn't even panting from flying so far) I love you Mom is all I kept telling her....I even love Dozer now cuz he protected me from all the loud noises....

So we get home and I am going Itch..Itch...Itch....Scratching and chewing like a maniac.. Off we go to the Dogtor to find out what is going on... Well Dogtor Joe was on vacation so I saw this really nice lady that looked at me, talked to me and then told Mom and Dad that It appeared I had a food allergy.. Mom and Dad are like... Can't be... They had the same food while they were there... and they have NEVER had food allergies...The dogtor tells them.. If they became stressed (understatement) it can happen overnight... "Ya hear that Mom.. (I WAS STRESSED - CONFIRMED!) So now it starts.. I go through Grain free food... no change... Poultry free food... No change.... Beef free food... No change...not to mention endless bouts of the soupy poopies....Now Mom is beside herself cuz she can't figure out the problem...

Everyday.. she says... "Sasha.. let me see your belly" and that is music to my ears.. I jump on her bed and rollover and she rubs my belly while she checks out all my new red spots from my so called allergy. Mom is scratching me and all of a sudden she screams and calls Dad....I'm like MOM... What's your problem..... I am the focus here...She calls Dad in and together they are holding me down inspecting my belly... I'm like Okay guys.. This is NOT fun anymore.... I guess Mom found a flea... (whatever that is) so now I am told I have fleas and come to find out they are "Superflea Vampires cuz they chewed on me even with my Frontline plus..and to top it all off... We find out I AM ALLERGIC TO FLEAS!! Now Mom has to learn the "Flea Cycle" I'm like MOM... Just learn fast cuz these things are killin me....I guess I have shared them with Dozer and Lily too..No wonder the brown nose hasn't even looked at me in weeks...Turncoat! He hangs with Lily now... Ha ha ... you both have fleas... You fleabags.... hehehe. OUCH!

Anypup... I have fleas and have distributed flea eggs all over the house and yard along with the summer home.....
Mom called that Dogtor to tell her I do NOT have food allergies... but fleas.. They siad they didn't see any indication of fleas so that was the diognosis...

I don't know why they didn't just ask me.. I knew something was chewing me.. I could feel it... I sure hope Mom is a quick learner and makes these things go away... FAST.

I am now grounded.. I cannot go to see any of my cousins and even my bratty one in Florida won't come to see me... Life stinks now!!

I know things could be worse but this stinks....


Love
Sasha

Enough is enough

SBF-Looking for good LOVING home

A few weeks ago.. all was well and good... Dozer being the typical brown nose that he is... and ME... being the cute and ever so perfect pup that I am, were just havaing a normal life (as it should be) WELL.. Let me tell you what... My life has been turned upside down... Mom left one day and returned with the Beast of all beasts!! Then she gives it this cutesy little name like Lily ( We all know about my landscaping Lilies adventure from my previous diary entry) So now, this Beast comes to LIVE WITH US!

I was like.. Mom... Are your panty hose to tight.. Have you lost blood circulation to your brain...Are you KIDDING ME? This is MY house!

Nope... It is here to stay! So of course I CANNOT be a brat about it (in front of mom anyway) so I let it do it's thing prancing around MY HOUSE like she owns it.... Sickening!!

Then when Mom isn't looking...I CHASE HER as fast as I can go....Woo Hoooo

WELL...

Mom had this big idea of giving us slippery floors for some reason so everytime I reach top speed... It disappears into a hole in the door to the basement...well guess what...BAM!! Yeah.. that's me smashing into the door.. Every time!! You would think it would have learned I will chase her by now!

Then it sticks it's head out the hole and taunts me... This game goes on for a long time.. until I finally think of something better to do...So then she just walks right up to me and swats me... Now let me be clear.. SHE SMACKS ME and I haven't even touched her.

One of these days I am going to make that hole bigger and THEN lets see who smacks who!!

Oh well.. Time to go find the lil' beast and mess with her..

So So Abused
xoxoxo
Sasha

Condogulations

Many of our pals are Canadian and to them we want to say Thank You...

Your Country has been one of the most Gracious Host countries ever. Yes there were a few glitches but ALL OLYMPICS have them.

The young Man that lost his life Luging...was there competing because he wanted to be amongst the best of the best ......and he was.

The opening Ceremonies were beautiful and kept me and Mom on the couch all night...

The closing ceremonies were equally as good.

The highlight of these games were the ever so competitive Mens and Womans Hockey.

I have to say I would have rather see our hockey players wearing Gold... But I am proud they are wearing Silver losing only to Canada.

Canada is a GREAT nation and we together are Noerh America....I feel we are all winners...

Respectfully
Sasha
(did I just type that?)

OMD...Dogster picked Lil' Ole' Me!

Weeeeeeeeeeee.... Dozer and I went Ice Skating this morning!! Mom let us out like every morning and I bolted out the door like always and was like Wooaahhh!!
I slid all the way to the middle of the yard...I look back and Dozer (being the smarty fur that he is) was standing right outside the door looking at me like Duhhh.... Mom SAID to be careful when you step outside cuz it's icy... Well I was like...This is wierd...The snow is not usually slippery... Usually I can leap and bound all over Dozer with no problem...

Finally the Scardy Fur ventures out my way so I jump on him to play and Boom...I was flat on my butt...

Anyfur... We had fun skating but it was alot harder than when I worked at Sonic as a Pup Hop...The roller skates were waaaay easier....So I guess THIS Olympics are out...but I have found a NEW HOBBY so watch for me in 2014.

Then Mom left for work and (like always) checks our Dogster page's first thing and there is a Cool Pink Ribbon from my pal Riley condogulating me for being one of Dogsters Diary Picks of the Day!! Mom was like... Oh My Dogness... Now everyone that looks will see our entry about the STOLEN PUPS...

So Please read our last entry...

Thank you HQ...

xoxoxox
Future Skating Champion
Sasha

Okay...What The Heck Is Mom Thinking?

Okay listen...I know I am not the sharpest tool in the shed but What The Dog...Is My Mom thinking?

She has been climbing up these little set of stairs to a scary black hole that's so small..... her big ole' butt can barely fit into (sorry Mom.. I have a cute butt) and it swallows her whole...Then it spits her back out with boxes of scary stuff...I mean REALLY scary stuff...

I'm like...... MOM...Don't ya know it might not spit you back out one of these times...Then who is gonna feed the brown nose and me if that happens...Pawlease don't go up there anymore...

I didn't even get it out of my mouth and Bam....Up she goes again...

Now it spits her back out and this time she has a broom with her..I'm like .....HEY MOM...Is that the one DAD says you should FLY on?

Next thing I know Dad is calling me ....SASHA COME... Mom says SASHA STAY.....WHAT did you say Sasha?

So now I am like...Where the heck is Dozer when I need him...He is proabably kissing sombody's butt...schmoozing like he always does...So of course....I start to chase my tail then when no one is looking....I bolt...I AM OUTTA HERE!! I run really fast down to the game room and hide under the pool table..... So now....I'm laying there forever...It must have been at least 5 minutes and no one calls me...So I sneak back upstairs and as I come around the corner I see what used to be DAD hanging out the porch window... OMD!! MOM must of skinned him and put his clothes back on and hung him out on the porch... I was Soooooo Scared...He was just a bunch of bones with his clothes on...

I'm sooo sorry Dad...I din't mean to get you in trouble...I'll tell Mom you didn't say that about her on the broom (even though you really did)..


Oh Boy...Now what is a pup to do....I think I lost my Dad to my NOW Psycho Mom...

I Am Sooo Scared...
xoxoxo
Sasha

Well..About that Job...Not so good news...

As I updated you all the other day about Dozer and I having to get a job to pay for the damages to the Mustang caused by the tailgating COP AXEL .. Here's the poop..

We get to the paintball park, applications in paw. (where it asked position applying for...I put burger flipper =O) Anyway...They take us into this small room and hand us our new "work" uniforms. It consisted of a pair of goggles...That's it!! I was like..Dude..I can flip burgers without getting hurt ....I don't need no stinking goggles!! Just give me a hat that says "Master burger flipper" on it.. He looks at us, smiles and says..."OK...This is the easiest job we have here, so you two are so lucky"...Yeah right!! He says..."Go out on the field and stand next to those moving ducks with the targets pn them.....when they fall...all you have to do is lift them back up"...I was like....Wow...That IS easy. What he failed to tell us is that people are shooting paint balls at them as we stand them back up......Needless to say... I am not happy with this new job.

I took my concerns to Mom and she told me I had another option...I was like...COOL MOM...what is it though...Well as it turns out...They are looking for Car Hops at the local Sonic restaurant...OMD.. I can do that it must involve hopping on cars!! Whatever those things called rollerskates are... I am sure I can ace that...So I am off tomorrow to get roller thingy's and fill out my application .. A dogs life is never easy...Oh Yeah... I also filled out an application for AXEL.... I hope he knows what Rollerthings are...See you at work AXEL...

Hugs and colorful kisses
Sasha