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Sasha Says

So Many Furends...Not nuff Rosettes...Happy Halloween

Dozer, Cheyanne, Lucy Kitty, Me and my Family want to wish all our special pals a Happy and SAFE Halloween.

Remember pups and kitties....They only do this once a year so Thank DOG for that!!

I think I am going to stand on the porch very still in my costume till the kids get to the door then...BARK....... BOO!! YUP...Just once a year! Ahhh Ahhh. hahahah


Halloween Hugs to all
Sasha

PS...Please say a little prayer for all the homeless pups and kitties out there... I was one of the lucky ones

Okay...What The Heck Is Mom Thinking?

Okay listen...I know I am not the sharpest tool in the shed but What The Dog...Is My Mom thinking?

She has been climbing up these little set of stairs to a scary black hole that's so small..... her big ole' butt can barely fit into (sorry Mom.. I have a cute butt) and it swallows her whole...Then it spits her back out with boxes of scary stuff...I mean REALLY scary stuff...

I'm like...... MOM...Don't ya know it might not spit you back out one of these times...Then who is gonna feed the brown nose and me if that happens...Pawlease don't go up there anymore...

I didn't even get it out of my mouth and Bam....Up she goes again...

Now it spits her back out and this time she has a broom with her..I'm like .....HEY MOM...Is that the one DAD says you should FLY on?

Next thing I know Dad is calling me ....SASHA COME... Mom says SASHA STAY.....WHAT did you say Sasha?

So now I am like...Where the heck is Dozer when I need him...He is proabably kissing sombody's butt...schmoozing like he always does...So of course....I start to chase my tail then when no one is looking....I bolt...I AM OUTTA HERE!! I run really fast down to the game room and hide under the pool table..... So now....I'm laying there forever...It must have been at least 5 minutes and no one calls me...So I sneak back upstairs and as I come around the corner I see what used to be DAD hanging out the porch window... OMD!! MOM must of skinned him and put his clothes back on and hung him out on the porch... I was Soooooo Scared...He was just a bunch of bones with his clothes on...

I'm sooo sorry Dad...I din't mean to get you in trouble...I'll tell Mom you didn't say that about her on the broom (even though you really did)..


Oh Boy...Now what is a pup to do....I think I lost my Dad to my NOW Psycho Mom...

I Am Sooo Scared...
xoxoxo
Sasha

Ruby Dust Has Tagged Me...

Well here goes...I will tell you 7 things about me...Thet are supposed to be facts but what fun are they...

1: My name is Sasha and I love to drive The Mustang...Mom says My driving is ....well...not so good, so next time she said to let her know and she will give me Dad's keys....Shhhhh

2: I work at the Paintball Park setting up the ducks the crazy people knock over...(while they are still shooting) I am so underpaid...

3: My brown nose brother is Dozer and he is ummm....as he would say "such a good boy" Bla..Bla ..Bla... He's a FREAK...

4: I used to eat horse poopies before Mom and Dad brought me to live with them...Then I ate Kitty nuggets... Fact...I miss Horse Poopies!!

5: I do landscaping...Honest...Read my Diary!!

6: I want to work at Sonic and flip burgers...I would be the best burger flipper and catcher ever!!

7: I ALWAYS stick my butt in Dozer's face.. That freaks Mom out...I get yelled at. I'm like Mom...That's what Dogs do!!


I am going to tag:

Dog
Roscoe
Capone
Bandit
Sweet Monte
Guy
Madicus Maximus

PS...We were gonna Tag our Pal Riley...But we know he is busy helping Cookie write her Pupisode...So we would rather he do that!!