July 8th 2008 2:41 pm
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Lolly and I have a Dog Blog. Ever since our ears got blown out listening to fireworks we haven't had the stamina to write in our Dog Blog. We have to pull ourselves together.
July 7th 2008 10:55 pm
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LULU THE HAMMER:
Weight: 5.5 pounds
Height: 10 inches on hind feet
Belts: Brown leather with a gold buckle, borrowed from male human
Pink and green striped fabric, borrowed from female human
Slogan: "Five Pounds of Furry Fury!"
I'm a totally awesome wrestler! I have been since I was a puppy! I'd hide under the bushes in the back yard and when some other dog would walk by I'd dart out and then WHAM! SMASH! OOF! I'd completely tackle him. Pretty soon I was wrestling the humans' shoes! And then there was the time that I hurled my food bowl across the house!
My wrestling name is Lulu the Hammer! My main strategy is tripping! I like to crouch down, wait until someone is headed my way... and then WHOOSH! Like a rocket! BAM! Right into their ankles! Next thing you know, Lulu the Hammer 1, Human 0!
I know I will amazing in the ring if I can just get someone from the American Pro-Wrestling Association to return my phone calls!
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