Spring is here!

This weekend my mommy took me and my sister up to the mountains in Central Washington to watch a dog sledding club. There was no snow, so they used bikes, carts and atv's instead of sleds. It was so exciting watching all the sledding teams take off on the trail. I actually got a little too excited and tried to take of after a team, so my mommy had to put me in timeout:( But at least she didn't get cross with me when I started to bark at her to let me out! There were over 100 dogs all ready barking, so I let barked the longest tune that I knew:)

It has been one year since my mommy hauled me off to California to compete for the title of "Greatest American Dog," and Im still trying new things. I was just a puppy while I was on the show, so I was a bit crazy. But now it 1 year later, over 20 pounds heavier and Im still a wild child. Us pooches dont get too hang aorund our parents forever, so I figure that I should make an impact in my life:)

Well, my mommy is telling me that my compawter time is up, and I need to go potty out in the downpour .

Till next time...

Kenji

Greatest American Kenji Debut

Bark bark bark!!! Who the heck is barking? Woof woof woof!! I dont know whats going on but I think Im having deja poo. Lee lee Leeroy!! Oh, no they didnt. As I take a minute to stop sniffing the floor for crumbs and look up into that tv, it all starts to make since. I knew something fishy was going on when my mommy stuck my big black ass on that loud flying deathtrap. I was thinking this is it...they,ve finally had it. They're taking me back to the farm in California, where my brothers and sisters were. I knew I shouldnt have chewed up that pair of shoes...and that chair...and that pillow..and that sandwich...and especially that beer. But it did taste good going down:) Nope, I know why! It was bad karma karma coming back to haunt me. My mommy told me to go potty, but all I cared about was sinking my teeth into that crunchy stick. But later that day it was another story. I thought I could hold it, but when my daddy came home to find that steaming pile o' poo laying in the middle of his bed, I would never look at another stick the same way. Lets just say I take care of my business first:)
But nope, it wasnt that. My mommy took me all the way to California to be on one of those reality shows, that she always watches. And its going to be on CBS! And its called "Greatest American Dog!"