April 18th 2010 7:48 pm
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I got to go for a ride wif the mom today, which was great because I lubs her and I lubs rides. But either when I jumped from the back seat to the front, or when I jumped out, I lost a toenail. The mom just all of a sudden saw a bunch of bloody footprints and my toe was bleeding pretty badly. I was a big boy and didn't cry or yelp or anything! I took it like a man, dude! My mom, being a mom and all, didn't take it like a man and started freaking out. She yelled for the daddy and Josh to come help. I didn't want to come to them because everyone was so stressed, but finally did and let them get my toe bandaged up. I was supposed to get a baf this weekend, but now I can't for at least a couple of days. Bwhahahahahahaha! I'm really good at looking pitiful and having everyone feel sorry for me. When the neighbors were all sitting outside, I ran over to say hello, and little Mattie and Addison, my tiny human neighbors, were both worried about my "owie." I had some pretty girls fussing over me. So I got that going for me.