Westminster

I was helping my mom watch the Westminster Dog Show and she was pointing out the puggy to me. She was pointing and saying, "Look at the pug, Bizkit!" I looked behind both sides of the TV but couldn't see it anywhere, so I fought with Sluggo instead.

MY couch!

Well, the dad was rearranging the living room furniture again, and in the process broke the recliner, so it finally got thrown out. The problem with that is, that left him without his fave seat, so he sat in the loveseat. MY loveseat! I was quite startled to see him there, and reported him to the mom. I whimpered at her but she was pretty unsympathetic, in my opinion. She told me to lie down up there with him, but that's unacceptable! How can I stretch out with him in the way? I love my daddy so much, but a girl's gotta have some legroom. The dad put down a blanket where the recliner used to be, and I thought, oh okay, that's great, he can lie down there. Well, guess what? He was putting that down there for me, not him! Ugh. Why would I want to lie on a floor blankie when there's a perfectly good, comfy loveseat in the very same room? The nerve! I punished the pawrents by leaving the room and snubbing them for the rest of the evening.

More good news from my attorney

Dear Bizkit,

A letter went out to Billy-Goat Butthead today telling him that he had no evidence against you or the other 6 people named in the letter. I told him if he made that kind of threats again we would be taking him to court for slander.
I received a phone call from him and the case is closed. So none of you will have to worry about this any more. Please let your friends know.

Lucky D.
attorney at Law


(Again, Lucky is the best!)

I've been tagged

I've been tagged by my friend Thumper!

1)-What color is your collar? Purple with white paw prints

2)-What kind of food do you eat? Different kinds

3)-What are your favorite treats? Bones and cookies from Stewart's Kitchen

4)-Do you have a Valentine or significant other? Yes, I'm so blessed to be engaged to the handsome and romantic Duncan!

5)-Do you get table scraps? Not so often from my parents---except for Grands Biscuits---my faves! When Aunt Giggi is here, I always get scraps of whatever she's had.

6)-What is your favorite toy? My mini-me.

7)-When is your birthday? July 1, 1999

8)-How many times a day do you get to eat? Once or twice, depending on how hungry I am on a certain day.

9)-Do you have a favorite color? Purple

10)-Do you hope all your pals put this in their diary? Oh yes, I hope so.

Whew, that was close!

I just heard from the best lawyer on Dogster, my friend Lucky. Here is what he wrote me re: my legal issue

Oh please Miss Bizkit they have got nothing on you or any of your friends I will write a letter to them when I am in the office Monday morning and get it off to them.

Lucky

He is the best! Thank you, Lucky!

I Could be in Trouble

After an innocent night of fun with some of my peeps, this is a letter I received:

Miss Bizkit
February 19, 2009

Dear Miss Bizkit;

You were one of 7 dogs in a pack at a canning factory, seen pushing a box full of cats onto & down an assembly line.

Our security cameras were unable to capture a clear image showing exactly which one of you actually shoved the box onto the canning line, but after reviewing your records & history, we strongly believe that at the very least you most likely helped, & quite possibly masterminded the entire act.

We do not take this type of delinquent behavior lightly, however frivolous the intent may have been. While it's true that cats usually land on their feet, we at the Acme Fish Cannery take all acts of vandalism, hazing, & cat bullying very seriously.

We would, therefore, like to take this opportunity to encourage you to turn yourself in, as well as snitch out your friends that will probably turn you in anyway. This is an ongoing investigation, & it would behoove you to cooperate.

We will also be notifying the other culprits that were caught on our security camera "whooping it up" at the expense of 6 scaredy cats who also should not have been at our facility to begin with, & who may also face charges when we have identified them all.

Your co-defendants are as follows:

1. Shelby Bearington (identified as the registered owner of the blue convertible seen fleeing from the scene.)
2. Angel
3. Dixie Monroe
4. Tessa
5. Casper
6. Blackie

Please Miss Bizkit, this problem will not "go away" so ignoring this notice will not be in your best interest.

Thank you for your cooperation,

Billy-Goat Butthead,
Chief Security Officer for
Acme Fish Cannery


I'm referring this letter to my attorney, Lucky, for further review . I personally don't think they have four legs to stand on.

Dee-nied!

Well once again I wanted to make friends and my control-freak mom wouldn't let me! This cat was in the backyard of the neighbors directly behind us. Sluggo and I were on the deck (oh, my queendom for some stairs!) so of course I couldn't get down without hurting myself. I BEGGED the mom to let me go back through the house and out the door so I could go meet my potential friend but she is too stubborn and wouldn't let me. Later I called the Aunt Giggi and ratted the mom out. Aunt Giggi promised to have a talk with her--hee, hee.

Later I went next door to see Tigger, and he was in a mood! I sat close to the window screen to talk to him, but apparently was invading his personal space, because he reached out and bopped me on the nose through the screen. Sheesh! A girl can't even be friendly to anyone!

Great Weekend

I enjoyed this past weekend so much because my human brother came home to celebrate his birthday with us! I was so excited when he and his girlfriend (one more person to love me!) came into the house! Of course Sluggo ran up and jumped on him, because he HAS to be the center of attention, all the time, so I waited patiently for my turn, since I knew it would come. And when it did, oh, what bliss! Josh loves me so much, I'm his girl. We've been siblings since I was a puppy. I'm always so glad to see my brother! Saturday night the humans had a cookout, so I benefitted from the tidbits sneaked to me by them. Yum! I love cookout food!

Afternoon with Tigger

I went next door and the Aunt Kat invited me in to visit my love, Tigger. He's the nicest kitty! Oh, we had a wonderful visit. I wish we could live together but at least he's close by. Now when I go outside I automatically run to his door.

Why Can't We Be Friends?

Last night something very interesting happened. I was on my leash in the front yard, and saw something intriguing out back. I got so excited and tried to break free from the leash (grrr). The mommy and daddy were next door talking to the Uncle Steve, so Mom came over and set me free, and I dashed into the backyard! I sniffed and sniffed, then saw it again. I ran after it, trying to make friends with it (I love new friends!) but it ran high up the tree. I tried to run up the tree, too, so we could play together, but my claws wouldn't let me! So unfair, that pretty cat ran up the tree, so why can't I? And why would it run from me, anyway? Didn't it know I love kitties and just wanted it to be my friend? I wasn't going to hurt it; I just wanted to give it some love. Cats are SO pretty and this one was no exception. Beautiful gray fur, and you should have seen it run up that tree! So skillful! Cats are so lucky their claws let them do that; I tried and tried but mine just wouldn't work that way. After Mommy put me back on the leash, she explained to the kitty that I wouldn't have hurt it, so it came back down but ran out of our yard!If only she had known what a good friend I would have been to her....ask anyone!