Likes: Jack, eating, Jack, school, Jack, hugs, Jack, sleeping in bed, Jack
Pet-Peeves: Rules, man they are made to be broken!!!!!
Favorite Toy: I love the door stop and my Orbie.
Favorite Food: Cheese
Favorite Walk: I'm not fussy, I love to walk anywhere.
Best Tricks: Flips, spins and anything else to earn a cookie.
Arrival Story: Mom was not really sure that she was ready to get another dog after loosing her Maggie, but one day searching on the web at work she found that relatives of my cousin Jack had two litter of puppies that we up for adoption. Well when she came to Ohio to see me and my bothers and sisters I poured on the charm big time! And guess what she fell in love with me! A few weeks later she came back to take me home, I was an awesome birthday present for her.
Bio: Mom tells me that I am a Kerrybrook, not sure what all that means but I do know that everyone says that I am a pretty girl. I come from a family of nine kids, Three black girls, two black boys' three yellow girls, one yellow boy. My dad's name is Andy, he really has a fancy-schmancy name because they tell me that he is a dual champion. I don't know what all that means but he looks handsome to me. My mom's name is also fancy-schmancy but she prefers Jane. She lives in Ohio on a farm near Cleveland, that is where I was born.
My new mom got me after she lost her previous best friend Maggie, she tells me tat we will be best buddies too. Sounds like fun to me, she is pretty cool. I like my new house but where are all the dogs? I am used to lots of other dogs around so far I have not found any around. Guess that makes me the top dog!
Mom tells me that I am related to a soon to be famous dog. One of my relative will be staring in the upcoming movie Marley & Me, staring Jennifer Aniston and Owen Wilson. This move is based on the book Marley & Me, and I am actually distantly related to the real life Marley. How cool is that? Mom is hoping that I donÃ¢â‚¬â„¢t turn out to be as neurotic as that Marley dog was. I guess she will just have to wait and see how I turn out.
Yep, I did it this time I have never seen mom so mad in my life. She noticed the wood splinters on the steps and with her eagle eye she scanned the bedroom for damage. At first glance she did not see my hard work but when she spotted some more wood splinters on the floor that put her in the right line of vision. Hey I am really sorry by I am not sure what made me do it this time but I did chew off a big hunk of wood from a antique sewing machine that my mom had.
Holy-moly she is super-duper mad at me, I think she needs to go to anger management classes. In the mean time I am just going to go hide behind a chair in the living room until she cools down. I am sure a good nights sleep will make her forget this little issue.
Today I was napping on mom’s bed, she lets me do this. She is all cool with it. When I woke up I noticed she had left her glasses on the nightstand last night, they look really cool. When I picked them up to check them out I noticed that they taste pretty good and I like the noise the clear parts make against my teeth. Those glasses are pretty fun to flip around. I was really having a blast with them next thing I notice that they are all beat up and one of the arms has fallen off. Well they are all bent up and the lenses are all scratched but I will just leave them on the bed, maybe she will not notice.
Man if I did not have bad luck I would not have any at all, go figure she noticed as soon as she got home. I just don’t get it I acted all sweet and lovey-dovey and cute but she notices everything. I cannot win with her, Looks like it is going to be a long weekend with her.
Happy New Year! Well mom is back to work now and I really miss her. I am stuck at home with not much to do but sleep. Well I wandered around the house looking for something to do and mom has close a lot of the doors in the house, I can’t even get into the laundry room today and there are no socks around to play with. Awesome, I did find a new sweater that mom had tossed over they back a chair in the bedroom. It looks really nice and I really like the buttons I think they are some kind of shell or something. While I was checking out those buttons I might have gotten carried away and chewed a few of them off, well actually all of them. And I accidentally ate a few of them; I wonder how they are going to come out. Not sure what is up today but the phone keeps ringing and it is kind of scarring me, and one thing has lead to another and now I see that I have chewed mom’s new sweater in a few places. Well maybe more than a few places I chewed all the buttons off of it, then entire collar, and the entire waistband too. Oh good golly I hope she does not notice what I have done.
Oh man, she noticed it right off the bat when she found a button lying on the kitchen floor. Now she is wondering where all the pieces of the sweater have done, take one guess….you got it, I ate it and now my tummy really does not feel good at all and mom is yelling at me….oh man I think I am going to be sick. Well I held it as long as I could but I just had to let it go. When it was all said and done I puked a total of nine times over the next eight hours. Twice on the living room carpet and mom had to scoop it up with a spatula which she dumped it down the garbage disposal. LOL, wow can that thing make the noise or what I hope it is not broken now……and oh man is she ever crabby about the carpet and having to go outside six times during the night. She said it was only 4 degrees, hay I’m not cold I have a fur coat on. And now she is ragging about her slippers that I chewed a ole in, she claims that her toes are cold. She just does not appreciate the things I do for her.