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TALES W MY 2 LEGGED PARENTS

WHATS YOURS IS MINE TOO?

It's sooo good to come home after boarding for a couple of weeks! My bed...ooooh, I so missed. and my toys, chew chew chew!

Mom slept in and so did I. The minute she shuffled, I took a peek from my bed, flapped my ears and did my yoga stretch and approached. A couple of licks assured me she's gonna wake up for good this time.

I followed her to the kitchen where she prepared somewhat a familiar sandwich - CHEESE! HAH, that's my all time love you know, she knows. GAzed at her with my cheese melting eyes, and yes, she took a bite and gave me a piece from her share. It went on for a couple of servings, wished it never had to end, but it did. I was quite contented though.

I had the laziest day- slept again. Daddy got home and all 3 went for an evening walk for an hour. The air was crisp and the walk was no sweat. Nearly got a cat under my paws.

LAMB

Just want to announce that I have BULKED UP - rib wise and height wise. *Sneezes*

...and, I can crunch through bones e-a-s-y. Mom was standing there admiring my skills the other evening. I insist that she stay there and watch me in admiration. When she walked away, I fetched her to come out again. She's so patient. After all, I am the PRECIOUS PRINCE OF BEL AIR!

Ah hah! Don't think I can't sniff out the chicken liver - eww, they are foul. There you go - I am not eating that. Try harder Mom, and use yoghurt, anything to deceive my sniff buds. HINT - maybe cheese will work *TAILWAGS*

Mom says she's going to upload pics of me soon. Don't forget to check out my hot bod then..woof woof!

Balls, Poodles & Collars please

Now, i was being put with Rohan for a couple of weeks while my parents went away. I had the best time flirting with all the gal doggies and, of course, gelling with the male counterparts as well. We ran like no tomorrow at the park everyday - I always let loose! I loooove chasing after the ball, mouthing it,and chucking it at Rohan before he tossed it out again. Ball fetching - so my thing.

That day at the park - a poodle had her ball and I went to get it, only to lock myself in an unexpected bloody saga over that one ball. She had gone for my left rib for some reason,and punctured me. Rohan rushed me to the vet but the vet had a hit-and-run doggie situation - nasty - and I had to wait for my turn. They wanted to put me out in case I bite when they were stitching me up. Rohan convinced them that wasn't necessary; so they stitched me up when I was all awake while Rohan gave me treats. I did whined abit, but nothing major that would ruin dobe's global dynamic reputation. Hah, all sorted. Now, i gotta grow that part of the coat.

The door bell buzzed. I smelt my parents. I jumped and jumped until Rohan got the door. Rohan engaged in a serious conversation with my parents and it went on for a while. They seemed okay after inspecting my wound. They thanked Rohan for bringing me to the vet. I whiiiiined all the way in the car ride home. Mom and dad both kinda ignored me. What are they thinking?? Don't they miss me?? Touch me for heaven's sake!

Well, we got home alright - HAH! New toys on new clean bed by the sofa! I had a go at them - one of them look like George except it's camel colouring. Squeaked like a wuss. Mom tried on 5 new collars on me - F-I-V-E. You should see them IRL, all in plush 100% leather and customised just-for-me.

HAH. Hmm, chicken, I smelled chicken! Yum, i finished 1 kg up and slept like a baby that night with Mom stroking me down watching tv. I love Mom. She's thee best!