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Dear Diary, why is it that I'm the size of my brother's ears?????

I LOVE MYSELF!!

Heyyyyy everybody!! Well ... where o' where do I begin??? I have so much fun every single day of my life, I don't think that I have time to even share half of it!!!
I am now the "man of the house". Yogi tries to tell me that he is .. but seriously, watch what happens when I want my way ... watch!!! I'll get my way each and every time!!!!
I am a professional model!! That is what mommy says anyway!! I also can do flips & sometimes, I even land on my feet ... if I'm lucky!! I have a favorite ball ... it is red and it has a bell in it ... and it goes under the couch ALLLLLL the time!!! Don't worry, I scream and scratch and freak out until mommy gets it back out for me. We do this about 40 times a day!!
There is this white stuff outside ... it's sooooooo cool!! My feet get really cold in it, but I just come inside and put my butt on the heater!! For some reason, when I heat up my butt, my feet get warmer too!!
I like to bite my brothers all the time!!! They love it trust me!!! I miss my daddy soooooooo much!!!! I can smell him all over the house, but for some reason I can't find him?? He must have a really good hiding place. Mommy says that we're going on cation again this summer, with daddy toooo!!! I can'ttt wait!! I am going to be super super naughty this time!!!
Well .... I gotta go annoy people!! Later!!

TOOKIE!

Why do I always Throw Up in the Car???

Oh Yeah ... cause I can!!!

HEE HEE HEE

Okay, so dear my diary right? I am so cool! Yeah, I'm a baby weiner, and I get away with EVERYTHING ... but really, I am the coolest little weiner that you'll EVERRRR meet! I've done A LOT of cool stuff lately!! ... hmmm ... lets see.
Mommy took me and my brothers to different bed (she called it a hotel) ... and it was so cool cause I got to EAT the bed!! Yeah, mommy wasn't too happy about that ... but I was, and that is all that matters right?
We went on LOTS of garbage walks! I call them "garbage walks" because I got to pick up tons of different breeds of garbages and eat it. Mommy TRIED to buy me something healthy, a BANANA ... but I was like "yeah, no thanks"!!!

I get to run around on our walks with NO LEASH! Hee hee ... we're going to AUSTRIA tomorrow ... and I think that I'll have them take off my leash again ... and I'll RUN AWAY!! HAA HAA I'm so funny! I just wanna see how my mommy and daddy react!

I GOT A SWEATER!! It's so awesome!! It keeps my balls warm. Okay, not really, but it does keep my WEINER warm! HEE HEE I'm a weiner perverts!!! It keeps ME warm!!!

I loveeee to dig holes!! That is one of my favorite things to do! I love to bite my brothers (who love me so much) and eat blankets, and eat dirt and moss. I love to tear about stuffed animals now! (Yeah I learned that one today)!!! I also love to eat my brothers and my mom and dad!!!!!

It don't matter what I do though right ... I AMMMM the baby!!

Well ... my brothers want a turn to write in their diary and I have to go be naughty before our vacation tomorrow! I'll tell you all about my vacation soon!!!!!!

Later Fools!

CHEWBACCA!

I am so popular!!!!!

Dear Diary!! So life I'd have to say is going pretty SWELL!!! I am awesome, that's for sure! I finallllly got Baloo to LOVE me (as if it's very hard)! Really though, he is such a great brother! He chases me, bites me (I hope it's a good brother bite) and is for some strange reason, always licking my eyes and ears??? Whatever though, he is a cool brother!

I got a new collar! Well, I guess I've had my new collar all along, but I couldn't fit into it! NOW I DO! That is because I am an adult and I like to dig and well, I am just huge now! I am so huge, I can almost run as fast as my brothers!!! I am working on going swimming in that fishy pond outside! Mommy seems to be a little scared of me falling in ... but MOM I AM BIG!! I am so big that I can eat Baloo's food (and I can swallow it), I can eat aligators (and they eat people) I can carry around doggies that are bigger then me ... AND I CAN BARK and eat mommy's feet too! She doesn't like it when I bite her ... but come on mom, I am NOT going to stop!!! My teeth are just going to get bigger too!!!

So ... mommy keeps talking about how we're going to go on vacation next month!! I already live in Germany guys ... but I guess we're going to Austria! Is that where the kangarooo's live??? I hope so! Cause we're both weiners!! Okay Okay .. I gotta go ... I am sleepy now cause I am SO BIG!

ROOOF ROOOF ROOOF!! Chewbacccccca!