February 14th 2010 2:33 am
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Well, Mommy did it again. She brought home another varmint. Her name is Olivia and she pretends to be a Cavalier like me, Ruger and Maggie, but she ain’t no purebred like us. She is what we refer to as a Dash-a-lier, (pronounced dock-a-lier) not a Cavalier. She seems to be part Dashhound. She is funny looking and looks kind of like an oppossum. She seems to be pretty cool. She has the hots for Ruger. Why on Earth I don’t know! He has feet that smell like Fritos! Ruger? Attractive??? Come on you silly Dash-a-lier! What are you thinking? Ruger won’t give her the time of day. I wait for them to get in a fight and then grab the bone they are fighting over. They get in trouble and I make out like a bandit. I come out smelling like a rose with the nice yummy bone. Luckily, the folks are not on to me….yet….