I has Barkday last Monday

Bamm Says: I has new toy now. Is tough kong frisbee. Got it for my barkday since I just turned 2 nows. That means I is adult. Mom says no I can't do what I want. But... I wants to.

For barkday we plays with my new frisbee. Mom lady laughs at me when I spin circles with frisbee in mah mouth. She says I be dizzy after. Mom lady make me banana cake with cookie. She made me wait before I has cake for pictures. Mom lady it doesn't works like that. Is my Barkday ya know. I eat cake nows plz.

Mah Barkday was fun. I loves it. Can I has mah 3 years barkday now? plz can I?