October 16th 2009 5:21 pm
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I ated a chicken just now, that's what mom sayed. The mom and dad are gone all day, I keep their bed and blankies company while they are gone, they sayed they go to some place called work, I have never been able to go with them, so I'm not sure where work is. I know they spend a lot of time there so it must be fun. When they come home from work, the mom takes out our bowls, mine are small and shallow, my brother has big bowls that he jams his mug way down into. The bowls get filled with pink meat that the mom bring up from down below the kitchen room. I think they try to hide it down there, but when I see it come up it is always really cold! I don't get it right away, it goes into the white box in the kitchen room and the mom takes it out a ton of time later. Well, the pink meat gets all mashed together with some green stuff and fruits, I know there is bananas in there cause I alwayst takes them out first cause they're the bests. I and the brother has to sit for a real long time before the mom lets us eat. It smells good.

I noticed tonight that the bowl was small, the meat wasn't very much. That made me sad. A little while later the mom helded a chicken in my face, I bited it! It was so juicy! I had to go into a small room on a blankie and then the mom gave half the chicken to me and the other half to the brother. I am pretty sure the brother got the bigger half, I think next time I should get the bigger half.

I thinks the brother mashed his and swolled the whole thing. I played with my chicken. I licked it and chewed the white outside shell part. The mom stood and watched us the whole time and kept calling the dad to come watch. I noticed that this chicken crunched, the other chickens I have ated didn't talk back to me. I liked the crunching chicken the best, it had a candy center. I never ated a crunching chicken before and the mom was nervous. I have heard of other dogs who eat from garbage cans and street dumps, so my crunching chicken shouldn't make her nervous. I took my time and inspected this chicken, I looked at all the whole thing and chomped on it hard! I think I should eat more chickens.