January 24th 2005 11:41 pm
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Momma finally got off the puter *she's doing Benny's laundry. He doesn't live here anymore so I don't know why she does it. Something about human moms and sons that I'll NEVER understand* so I can FINALLY get something done around here. Dad's at work. I like it when he works graveyard, cuz I get to sleep anywhere I want to on the bed when he's gone!!! Just don't tell him, tho!! When he's home I have to sleep on the foot of the bed....Momma has to tell me..."go where the doggies go" to make me lay down there. I don't know WHY she says that though, there aren't any doggies around here! She's so silly sometimes.
That stuff in the bowl next to the keyboard sure smells good, but Momma says it's not for doggies. Again, WHAT doggies?? I will never understand why I can't have a tootsie roll, grrrrrrr. All the other people around here can have them, but I get to have, you guessed it....DOGGIE treats! They taste like bacon, so I don't care what Momma calls them, as long as she keeps getting them for me!!
Momma asked me if a wanted a BATH earlier. Of COURSE I don't want a bath! Will she EVER learn that I HATE those things. It makes me smell all girly and stinky, yuck! I have to growl at her when she asks me, and she just laughs when I do that. She doesn't understand how big and mean I am! Doesn't she know I could lick her face off??? I mean.....REALLY!! But I have to admit, she kisses me alot more after a bath, so maybe I should just give in and put up with it, huh?
OK, it's bed time now. I always get into bed first and twirl the sheets all up so Momma has to make the bed all over again. When she tries to pull the blankets out from under me I just ride on them....FUN! She tries to pretend I DON'T help, but I know better....she loves when I do it, she tries not to laugh, but does anyway. Goodnight! *woof* *slurp*
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