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Miniature Pinscher

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Home:Abingdon, MD

Age: 8 Years Sex: Male Weight: 11-25 lbs

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Nicknames:
Sming-a-ling, Smeagol-deagol, Smeagol-beagle, Smeagol-dog

Quick Bio:

-purebred

Likes:
Cuddling! Sunbathing on the couch by the window. Growling at lazy cats and evil little bunnies who dare step paw in my front yard. Sleeping in Karen's bed. Hiding doggie treats in obscure places in Karen' room.

Pet-Peeves:
Taking baths. Being picked up the wrong way (Dad!). Kimchee. DDR (I'd like to join in, but I keep getting stepped on!). Babies who try to eat my chew toys (I'm talking to YOU, Pepe!).

Favorite Toy:
"Baby" (blue stuffed whale), "Boo-Boo" (red and orange stuffed octopus) and "Shark-Shark" (purple stuffed shark)

Favorite Food:
Everything except my own! I must say that bbq beef is my fave, esp when Angelo makes it. Mmmm nice and burnt!

Favorite Walk:
The road to school. Actually, any road at all!

Best Tricks:
I "speak" when I want something (barking is so uncouth). I'm litter-box trained. I'm very good at ignoring commands. The camera loves me.

Arrival Story:
I was an impulse buy— although, in their defense, I was too damn cute not to take home. Dad and Jon-Jon didn't even tell anyone they bought me. Mom was so surprised— she sat down on the couch, saw me, and thought I was a RAT! (I was 2 months old at the time and tiiiiiiiiny). I was insulted, of course, but I admit I was also amused. Mom's SO weird! And I've been the little prince of the castle ever since!

Bio:
I'm bi-lingual and too freaking smart for my own good. I know every member of my family, as well as all of my toys, by name. I'm generally very well-behaved— my family can trust me alone in the entire house all day long. But, when I want to be, I can bring on the mischief and mayhem! For example, I keep coming up with new ways of accessing the dining room table (esp when I smell meeeeaaat! or fiiiiiiish!). And I like to pee in Jon-Jon's room (that's the only place I ever pee indoors). It takes three groomers to trim my claws. I know exactly how to slip out of my harness. I even broke my dad's leg in three places, forcing him to go on medical leave for 4 months and endure mind-bogglingly painful physical therapy! (sorry, Dad! although, really, it was the ice's fault!) I'm definitely spoiled, but I deserve to be cuz I'm SO loveable! Did I mention how smart I am? I have a hard time believing I'm not human. And just look at me— I'm beautiful! In fact... I'm too sexy for my collar.

I've Been On Dogster Since:

October 5th 2004