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Outsmarting My Parents

I'm smart!

My mommy says that I am really smart. By the end of Tuesday which was the first full day Mommy and Daddy had me, I was completely house trained. I also knew come and sit within about 5 minutes. I now perform them on command almost all the time. Sometimes I ignore them because there are so many interesting things to sniff and chew on. Now Mommy and Daddy are teaching my up, stay, and crawl. Up and crawl are easy but it is so hard for my to stay put. I have way too much energy!

The neighbors' dog, Bruno, has been teaching me fun things! Mommy says I'm doing bad things but she doesn't seem to understand how much fun it is to dig holes, bite hands, and bark incessantly at nothing. He also showed me how fun it is to not listen to Mommy and Daddy. My parents say he is a bad influence and that I should only have limited playtimes with him. If I don't have Bruno to play with, then it's just me chasing Mommy while she crawls around in the tall grass. I like to herd her though. It is really funny!