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Confessions of a Snort-A-Holic & Other Curly Tails!

The "D" Word

Holy Pugzola has it been a long time since I shared my thoughts with everypup......
Think I better find a better secretary MOM!!!
I had THE greatest summer ever!
Mom was off work ALL summer long and it was pure bliss having her here with me all day & night!
We really didn't do much of anything.
I helped Mom with yardwork, Hung out in the baby pool, kept busy barking at my cousin Bubba Smalls and had a dreaded Dogter visit.
Pawsonally I think that guy is a little cuckoo!
He told Mom I needed to be on a...on a ....on a..... DIET......
The shock.....The horror....The absurdity of it all!
I can't believe I actually said the "D" word.
I mean how can I mantain this fine manly physique on a diet????
If I wasn't such a fun loving furendly guy I just might have bit that guy.
Instead I gave him a lovely dose of Puggy purfume
You pugs know what I mean;>
So now Mom is feeding me reduced fat kibble and I have to eat 10 times as much to fill the gaping emptiness that is my belly.
My treaties have been severley restricted and I just find the whole thing an abomination!
Now that the leaves are falling and it's getting cooler I have decided to use my mighty Pug power to get a hold of this Santa Paws feller and plead my case.
Maybe if we all band together we can get some yummies delivered right to our door!
Who's in?

I'm a HERO!!!

******Sucks in Gut and Puffs out Chest*****
You heard it here 1st! I am a Hero of man and mices...A true 20th century canine Lassie. (except for the girl part! )
Last week during our nightly constitutional I saved my entire family from a dangerous & vicious predadtor!
Sure did, yep, me. little ole me!!
See the thing is, every night when we go out for our last Hoo-Rah, Angel ALWAYS runs back inside and Mom always has to run back in and catch her.
Well. this particular night when Angel ran in Tico was frightened by a racoon and started screaming and crying.
Mom came tearing out of the house running & screaming "Tico" "Tico"
Forgetting my own safety and personal code of scardey catness I ran into the underbrush to protect Mom & fursibs!
In the meantime Mom bent down to pick up Tico and ran her hands accross a baby Racoon.
YIKES!!!!
You should have heard Mom shrieking :)
Mom started screaming for us all to GET IN THE HOUSE and would you believe that masked invader FOLLOWED US TO THE DOOR!!
Mom was trembling!
She thought for sure Tico was hurt or bit but he had not one mark on him.
After checking over all of us thoroughly she gave me a big big hug and called me her HERO *BLUSH*
Ahem....Don't Hero's get a reward I says????
After a very juicy TBone treat I sniffed everyone to make sure they were OK and to let them know they could count on me!
As best as we can figure, Tico stumbled upon this baby Racoon and when it tried to follow him he started screaming and crying really loud and that is when I sprang into action!!
Since this incident we have discovered that the baby racoon has a REAL big..REAL mean Mamma that lives under our shed.
Every night MOm goes out there to shoo them away so we can do our duty.
Let me at 'em I say...Let me at 'em!!
All I need is my Super Hero Pug cape ( and a snack of course ) and I will rid Amigo-ville of the foul vermin!!!!

I'm getting beat by a CAT!

Unheard of I know!! I am actually loosing to a cat!
Mom entered me in the Chicago Tribunes Marley & Me contest and this morning I discovered I am loosing to a cat! E-Gads pups.
This can not happen!
Please, I implore you, click on the link on the right side of my page that says Vote For Me!
I can't loose to a cat, I just can't. How will Mom afford my therapy if I loose to a cat?
Will Ceaser even come to Illinois??
I'll be the laughing stock of my Pug group and probably end up drowning my sorrow in kibble.
Of course then I will have to do Doggie Yoga which will lead to more nervous snacking.
It's a vicious cycle pups, Can't you see that??
Please help stop the madness before I hop a midnight train to Spikes house for eggs & bacon!!
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