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The 'Tail' of Sir Floppychops!

Wow, it's been a while

I just turned 3 Years Old in April! WOW! Mommy and Daddy have had me for 3 years! I can't believe it! So many things have changed since then, we got Sonny, and we had the Cat for a while... the Cat is gone now (none of us liked her), but Mommy is planning something soon... a new little baby! Her tummy gets bigger and bigger and I can't rest my head on her lap anymore!

Mommy and I are so close. I follow her everywhere, and guard her. Not from family, but against strangers. Since she found out she was pregnant, I don't want any one strange coming up to her and bothering her. I love her so much.

Sonny has grown into a wonderful little brother. We sleep together all the time, and play together and we have lots of fun. I love him so much. Except when he has to pee in the middle of the night, and aims into my crate! He can't seem to learn to "hold it" all night, but otherwise, he's a good boy now!

Will that Sonny EVER LEARN?

Hrmph.

He pees on the rug, breaks into mommy's bedroom, breaks into the food cupboard, uses the floor rugs as toys, chews the woodworking on the wall, pees on the sofa and chair...

Mommy is so patient with him but if I were her, I'd pin him and growl until he knew who was boss!

I slink over to Mommy every time Sonny's bad and tell her what he's doing. Tee hee hee! I'm the good dog and I get a treat for doing it too!

I heard Mommy mention "DENISE" and "DOG SCHOOL" today.... I don't think it's for me though as I'm a Graduate.... I hope it's for Sonny. He NEEDS it.

He is fun though. And I love playing with him, and cuddling him. PLUS - Mommy had to start feeding us Fromm Four Star Food, as Sonny threw up everything else, and it's the BEST! I love it!

The Tale of Andy and Sonny

There was a young boxer named Andy
Who ate dog biscuits like they were candy
He sat on his bum
and got rubbed on his tum
And he thought that life was quite dandy

Until one day Sonny came along
"Little Brother," said Andy, "Please be gone!"
But if you must stay
This rule you shall obey
The sofa, to me, it belongs!

Sonny did not listen to this
On the sofa he took a big whiz
and Andy got mad
boxing Sonny made him glad
Until on top of him Sonny did pin

Night and day they played on the rug
Growling, snorting, drooling and playing tug
Until Mommy said "Stop!
You've knocked over my flowerpots!
And broken my good china mug!"

Andy and Sonny gave her a glance
And did a sweet little kidney-bean dance
She forgave in a flash
To her side they did dash
And around her both of them did prance

"I know," said Andy, with glee
"My crimes I can get away scot free!"
Since Sonny is new
and inside he still poos
On the carpet I can take a pee!

But mommy caught him in the act
And with mirth she did grab him fast
Outside he was sent
to finish and vent
any leftover Boxer Sewer Gas

"Big Brother," said Sonny to him
"Let's not fight, let's be friends instead
The humans love us both
So let's steal a roast
And eat it to commemorate the day!"

Both doggies did counter-surf
And soon, dinner was down on their turf
They ate it with glee
but the scene they did flee
When Mommy came back to the hearth.

Now everything is quite alright
Andy and Sonny no longer fight
The sofa they share
and think that mom is unaware
They're planning their next crime tonight....