The Wanders of Running Away from mommy.

Dear Diary, I ran away from mom three times in a row! I know thats alot but while mom was chasing me around we had an adventure.
Lets see how I remembered it was.......... Sorry for the wait i had to think. Yes now I remember I met a rotweiler. He barked at me when I went pee pee on his fence. Oh yeah i also ran in to a bush I'm stupid sometimes. Then mommy finaly gave up and went to the backyard. Like always i beat her there she needs to learn to speed up.
And guess what! I flew across the world! Nah just joking. well better go i have to take a walk.




lots of slobber, Topper the the wander dog

I'm a Married Man

My Mommys friend Has a Shih zu Named Sadie.

And I perposed to Her So Now we are
Mr.Topper and Mrs.Sadie
Yup aint that AWSOME!

We are going to have a Wedding at my House!

We have

Bride- Sadie
Groom- Topper
Bridesmaid- Bisquit
BestMan-Clayton,Jack

thos are my neighbors dogs =P
the ring is a COLLAR =P

I HAVE BEEN TAGGED!

I have been tagged by Sadie! luv ya sadie! bol
FOUR JOBS IVE HAD~

1-Licking machine!
2-Bone chewer-paw mail me if u want me to chew it for you
3-Being Sexy-its hard work
4-Protecting Coleman-My Cuzin

~FOUR PLACES IVE BEEN~
1-Okarche-home town
2-The EVIL Vet
3-Colemans house
4-Eichens-YUMMY

~FOUR PLACES ID RATHER BE~
1-Sadies house
2-Eichens
3-On a tractor
4-Petco

~PALS IM TAGGING NEXT~
-Bonzer
-Spuds
-Rocky in loving memory
-Buddy Dougnut

Topper's Dog life

Hey,I'm Topper I will tell you about my life and what I do everyday!
Well I first wake up as you all know we have to or we are sleepy heads!
I stretch and go potty.Then I bark at those EVIL squirrels.Then I attack Mommy When she goes out side.Dont worry i lick her and chew on her a little bit BOL!.Then this HUGE cat thinks it can walk down my street!I bark my head off at it.Im a goodboy but thats what they think.I plot to Take over the World!The rules of the world will be
1.Free bones to all dogs
2.Puppy mills will be shut down or ill get all the dogs to attack them!
3.Humans are OUR pets
4.Cats are in jail! mwhahaha
5.We Rule the World

So yeah. OH NO! that cat is going down my street
Catcha later!

Lots of slobber TOPPER the EVIL DOGGIE!

Bol I hate vets But very funny

Well today i went to the vets i refused to go in the door.Then when i went in all these crazy people started petting me?Bol this is funny part when they wernt looking i peed on there desk.I just cleaned it off.They also gave me 3 treats!Guess what they took blood from me to test if i have worms and stuff
i refused to look at them afterwards Oh yea Im worm free.And I have to take a pill once a month for the rest of my life! then they weighed me i way 67.3 pounds but i look like i weigh way more! Bol that dumb vet hurt my feelings she said sit dont or no treat so i layed down in the corner by mommy!How rude is she but hey i cant get rabies or worms and stuff.And they showed mommy a dog heart blech! and it had worms she said you dont want my heart to look like that.Well i gotta go chase a cat
bye



~ topper

Dear Diary

Guess what dogs im a Cowboy BABY bol i was bored of chewing my bone so i wrote this if i like me page paw mail me


Lots of slobber Mr.Sexy

Guess What

Dear Diary,Well today im going to take a bath which i hate you know because u have to smell good and be clean. But i love to dig .So whats the point only if i could reason with them.

10:23 am wow thats eairly

5/17/08

Big News

Guess what i get to go camping! I know its great. Im so happy but Mommy has to buy me a leash to hook to a tree. well i have to go eat my olroy see ya

lots of slobber
topper







p.s have a pawrific day

Learning Something New

Dear diary, Today im getting kennel trained. I dont like the kennel so i bit Mommy. Then gave her a kiss. Well you no being locked up in the kennel is mean.But i have to or i cant go camping im not good at it quite yet .Then Mommy threw a ball in my water pail i dunked my head in it i looked like a grimlin.


Well Thats All Folks!