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the diary of a madman

about my accident....Baxter reporting

Last nights when my mommy came home she let us out to potty, like usual. Well feargus was weallllly excited dat mommy was home and wanted her to pick him up. She picked him up and in his excitement, he wiggled loose and jumped. Da grass was weally wet and feargus landed funny and crashed down on his shoulder and neck. He screamed a weally awful sound. When we all looked at him, his eyes were rolled back in his head and he couldn’t move.

Mommy carried him in da house and he kepts trying to walk, but couldn’t. his neck looked funny and his tongue was hanging out. After a few minutes he stopped screaming and could close his mouth. Mommy called da vet and he said to give hims baby asprin and let feargie sit for a few minutes. Mommy did dat and feargus started to look a wittle better. Da vet man had feargie sleep and saw him at some cwazy early time in da morning.

Feargus suffered what dey call, major neck trauma. He can walk now, but sometimes his legs gives out on him. He is not allowed to run, jump, or walk up and down stairs for 4 weeks! I don’t knows how mommy is gonna keep him from doin dat, but she hasta try. Feargus is not completely out of the woods, but everybody thinks he will heal well. Dey gave him some drugs to take away da pain and swelling.

I am asking all of our furends to keeps him in yer thoughts that he heals fast and has no pain. I will makes sure he checks in with everpuggy. We will keeps him comfy in a nice fluffy chair and a cool glass of water at all times!

Ps. will you keeps my mommy in yer thoughts too! She is really sad and has been cryin a lot. She didnts get any sleep last nite, dats why it tooks me so long to tell everypuggy.

I have been tagged by lovely Sophie Amore!

Name 4 Jobs you have:

1. being the best pug son any pawrents could have!
2. getting the house ready for my new big brudder Baxter.
3. pulling Loki Bean’s tail and keep da rest of da kitties in line.
4. sleeping on mommy’s head.

Name 4 Places I have Stayed At:

1. well, before I came to live wif my hooman pawrents, I used to live wif my pug pawrents, Winston and Princess.
2. I hads to stay at my grandparents house (on my daddy’s side). Mommy and daddy was on vacation and left me for a whole week! But heards dat mommy cried every day she was away froms me.
3. I goes to my grandma’s house (on my mommy’s side) all da time. I has never stayed der overnight, but we eats dinner der a lot.
4. I stay ats my own house every day!! BOL!!!

Name 4 places you would rather be:
1. I woulds rather be outside on my lounge chair soaking up the sun!
2. I woulds rather be sleeping on my mommy’s head!!
3. I woulds rather be at a doggie treat store, pigging out on everything that is yummy!
4. I woulds rather be wif Princess Ping Ping anywhere we cans be together!

So there are my answers for being tagged and now I am going to tag......

1. My favorite gurl Ping!
2. Poopzilla, cuz he is soooooo funny!
3. King Spivey, becuz he is da kindest pugman I knows!
4. Last but not least, Dewey. Just cuz I likes him!

homework time!!

Heres is my homeworks assignment! I’s chose Bulgogi. Bulgogi is Korean BBQ and its soooooooo yummy! My daddy makes it all da time.

Dis is what you need to buy:

• 1 cup soy sauce
• 1/2 cup pear juice or white wine
• 3 tablespoons white sugar
• 2 tablespoons chopped garlic
• 1 teaspoon sesame oil
• 1 teaspoon sesame seeds
• 1 tablespoon ground black pepper
• 1 teaspoon monosodium glutamate
• 1 (2 pound) beef rump roast, sliced into thin strips
• 1 onion, cut into thin strips

DIRECTIONS
1. In a large bowl, mix together soy sauce, pear juice, sugar, garlic, sesame oil, sesame seeds, black pepper, and monosodium glutamate. Place beef and onions into the mixture, and stir to coat. Cover, and refrigerate for 1 hour.
2. Preheat grill pan over high heat. Brush oil over grill pan, and add beef and onions. Cook, turning to brown evenly, for 3 to 6 minutes, or until done.

Now times to eat! Dats the best part!!!!