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JR's diary

Quick somebuddy hide me!!!!

oh my am I ever in the peeple house now. Momma is rilly rilly mad at me. See she has the quilt she is workin on....it's all pinned and ready to be quilted, but she started another project so she just put it to the side on her sewerin table.....well....this morning...while Mom was in the shower.....I pulled that quilt offa the table and chewed the stuffin outta one side....ooohhhh when Momma sawed me chewin on sumthin and found out what it was.....KABOOM....she hit the ceiling....Dog! was she ever mad at me.....can I come stay at your house till she is done bein mad???? Pawleese????

What a bad day I had!

I stepped on a buzzy bee today...and I cried and cried and I couldn't walk on my foot so I hadda hop to the door. Momma sawed me and came runnin out. She gots the stinger outta my foot but it hurted soooo hard...pretty soon I felt funny and was panting and feeling bad...I tried to go and hide in the back of Momma's closet but she found me. I kept tryin to run away and hide...but Momma put me up on her bed and gave me a pill...pretty soon I started to feel better, and wasn't breathin so hard...then I got rilly sleepy...

Momma said I must be a little 'lergic to bee stings...or something.

I feel all better now but Momma said I sure did give her a scare!

Stoopid old Stink-Face

That stoopid guy, you won't believe what he did the other mornin...I was up early as usual and went outside to take care of business and guess what....one a my pals was in my yard. He is a raccoon....he wasn't bother'n no one, just checkin out the yard and garden and stuff...we we had a little quiet visit, cause it was very early...not even light yet. Then Mommy called me to come in, so I said 'later dude' to my little pal and went inside. Then Mommy let Old Stink-Face out....and he went NUTSO...you'da thunk there was a big old bear in the yard for alla the fussin and yappin he did....My raccoon pal hopped up on the fence and was stickin his tongue out at Old Stink-Face so Momma came out and shooed my pal away...bolbolbol....that stoopid old Stink-Face chased around in the yard all day lookin for that raccoon....whatta boob!!!