April 15th 2008 11:15 pm
Well obviously Momma D has nothing better to do at 2am than to bug me, asking questions about my day. Doesn't she know it's time for bed? How am I suppose to sleep if she doesn't come to bed? Somebody has to keep an eye on her, and Dora and the cats are all already in bed with Momma N.
Today when I rang my bell to go outside, Momma N opened the door and a squirrel was on the back porch! What fun! It tried to leap at her, but it didn't see me coming until mid-leap! I chased out the door right after it, but it ran up a tree and damn these short legs, I couldn't reach it! It sat on the lowest branch and chattered at me, but I barked at it until in went away. My mommas told me what a good boy I was for chasing away that nasty squirrel!
Later, after Momma N went to work, Momma D took Dora and I outside to play. She had the nerve to call us lazy dogs, because after 5 minutes we stopped playing and tried to lay down on the swing with her. What gives? Did we call her lazy for sitting on the swing reading the two hours we were outside? So instead I ate some grass, then rolled in the grass, and don't tell my mommas but I think I ate and rolled in something more than grass, and if they found out, I'd get another bath and my teeth brushed AGAIN - they caught me once already this week. Nosey mommas.
Momma D is still trying to sell me on this fetch idea. Today she was working with a frisbee. Someday she will realize I am a HERDING dog and NOT a retriever, and while I enjoy chasing the flying disc, my job is done when it stops moving. Today she tried tempting me by putting a little peanut butter on the frisbee. So I licked it off and then went to eat some more grass to wash it down. Momma D says she didn't know I was a billy goat and if I keep it up she won't have to spend her tax refund on a new lawn mower after all.
In other news, Dora has destroyed my last BoBo, so now I have to wait until my mommas can buy a new one or con gramma into fixing one of the old ones... again. Sometimes little sisters can be real pains in the butt. Momma says I can't be mad at her because I've destroyed my own fair share of toys too, why just yesterday I popped another one of my seal balls. And I was suppose to take it with me when Auntie Beezie puppysits us this weekend. Maybe momma will get me a new one before then, seal ball is my favorite new game.
Anyway, Momma says she's asked me enough questions and I can go back to sleep now. She likes it when I sleep behind her back when she's on the laptop, she says I'm the most perfectly shaped back pillow. Some compliment!
Albie, to bed.
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