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I Fight With My Brother Norton

January 5th 2009 12:19 am
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My brother Norton and I fight all the time, and I mean vicious!!! I bit mommy several times as she has tried to break us up. I was the last one to come into the house and they are telling me I am not respecting the pack.

Well anyways, mommy had to go to the hospital for tests cuz of the bite that I gave her this last time. They called in this dog guy to try and help us out. Daddy and mommy said that I will have to go if this doesn't stop and I don't want to leave. Mommy has been crying about it cuz she loves me and doesn't want me to go.

Pleae keep us in your prayers so that this all works out.

Thank you in advance to all my pals.

Love,

Egor

 

I Wake Up Daddy Every Morning Around 2:00 AM

August 16th 2008 8:53 pm
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Aaaaahhhhhh! For some reason I like waking up my daddy around this time everyday, even if I don't have to go out!! I lick him and lick him until he gets up. He tries to push me away, but the more he pushes me away the more I come back at him. He doesn't know what to do cuz he can't fall back asleep after that.

I don't try to wake up mommy cuz she won't tolerate it BOL!!! Anyways, we don't know what to do. I guess I am really just a brat! I just thought I would share. Don't really know what else to say.

Take care all.

Love,

Egor

 

What the Heck?

July 11th 2008 8:03 pm
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I was a stray on the streets of Chicago ok. So then I get picked up by the dog catcher. I have never been groomed or bathed nothin'. So one day some really nice people come in and take me away from my jail and now I am so happy. I was adopted March 22nd 2008. They got me groomed, bathed, and a vet check!!!

Here's the problem.......I eat poo!! Then I come in and lick mommy's face. NICE!!!!!! None of my brothers or sister eat poo!!!

The vet said that I probably just ate whatever I could on the streets and would get over it. But here we are months later and I still eat poo..especially if it has bird seed in it! Yum yum!!!

Whatever, mommy and daddy still love me, it's just frustrating, cuz it's really nasty to them, and they say OMG!!! Egor!!!!. At least that's what they tell me. I think it's yummoooooo's.

Love to you all!!!!!

 

This is Crazy!!!!

June 8th 2008 12:40 am
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So one day mommy is sitting there eatin' and I jump in the air right by her. Mommy scolded me cuz she thought I was trying to jump up and get her food. Well it turns out that I like to catch the little pieces of dust that you see flying in the sunlight. BOL BOL BOL BOL

Now mommy and daddy will purposely open the door and blow around some dust!!! I love to catch the dust. Mommy laughs and says that I am just crazy.

They think I am so funny.

 
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