"You want me to do WHAT?"
Age: 15 Years Sex: Male Weight: 1-10 lbs
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"Oh, OK! I'll take a B-A-T-H for a treat!"
"You put your right paw in, you put your right paw out, do the hoky poky......"
"Classic Dachshund profile!"
"My lucky adoption day, St. Patrick's!"
"Getting acquainted w/Rex & Annabelle!"
"In Flanders fields the poppies blow, Between the crosses, row on row....with deepest gratitude from the bottom of my heart!"
"Doxie world domination, one pink Rex toy at a time! That's what you get for calling me "Mr. Winky!" Rex plays w/PINK toys! Bwahahahaha!"
"Happy Muffin Day! We love you!"
"The puppawrazzi keeps hounding me!" [See My DogsterPlus Photo Book]
Leave a bone for Wolfgang RIP 11/28/2011
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Wolfie, Wolfgang Amadeus (Amadogus) Mozart, 1/2 Pint, Wolfmeister, Wolfman, Wolfgang St. Patrick, Wolftot, Boog; Butterbutt; Gobblemeister
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March 17th 2008
March 17th 1998
Rex & Annabelle's bed & toys; Dad playing acoustic guitar
Enough of the bum sniffin', OK? I am a canine, a Dachshund to be exact. But I love you anyway!
A plush football w/rope ends
Apparently any, he's very skinny and he definitely knows what the kitchen is for
So far it's around the property & in the backyard, smelling all the news smells, 'cept bums! BOL!
Not sure yet, but he does a mean sit, and can almost climb the steps. He tries to shake paw, but he tends to tip over cuz his legs are so short.
I saw his picture on Petfinder. He had been found wandering the streets, and was turned in to a local humane society. He remained unclaimed. I couldn't get his sweet, little face (and schnoz) out of my head. I didn't think it was fair that he may be PTS, just because he was unwanted & unclaimed. Heaven intervened, and here he is!
Wolfgang is absolutely filled with love! He gets along great with Rex & Annabelle, and it seems like he has always belonged here. His little tail wags so fast, and so often, I swear it runs on batteries! He even gives kisses, and already follows me ALL over the house. You know there may be spooks in the bathroom that Rex & Annabelle can't tackle without his help! BOL! Open your heart to a rescue dog, please consider adoption, you won't be sorry!
Life is grand!
I've Been On Dogster Since:
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|March 17th 2008
||More than 5 years!
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Hi ya sweet MISS BEATRIX ! Pssstttt...... yea, it's me, over here....in Texas...in the dark kitchen corner, hiding bee-hind the Labretriever-top pooter on the kitchen table, in my newwww Christmas prezzie doggie bed....Ahmmm trying to bee incognito, camm-OH-flaujjjjedd!!!
Plus, adoptive Daddio iz twying to sleep for sumpin cawled werk 2marrow, so Mahmmma said we habs to be extra-spawshell kwy-ette! I know, I hab no klooz, I'm a dockshund, I don't know what kwy-ette means, but anyhowl...
That's why eye hab to whisper...Sssshhhh....here, habs a biss-kittt.....
I just had to woofs you a sea-kwette....No ubber woof on Dogster will do, not eben my adoptive sissy & brudder...
So here goes....I learnt howl to makes my furry own doggy door! YEEESSSSSS! I did! Fur really! I kid uuuuu not! I know, I know, I am shokked myself, but I really did do it! Of course wif yer help tho, dear MISS BEATRIX , I was channeling u when it happened!
The big adoptive Daddy (who had the flu buggies when him drove to pick me up frum the prison) taked me out to do gentledoxie bidness, and cuz he big hooman, he TALKS LIKE THIS! Not bee-ing mad, mind you, him juz talk big az him voyse & bod-ee iz. Me still kinda afeered uv big menz, me not telling why.
Wheeeeel anyhowl, me finish gentledoxie bidness, feel kornered by big adoptive Daddy Hooman man who TALK LIKE THIS, and me heared Mahmmma Dog in kitchen talking like this so sweet say "wolfie want a bizkette u sweet little dumplin' u, watt an angel u n yer brudder n sissy r come to Mahhma"!!!
Wheeeeel, watt me pozed to do but torpedo smack dab through SHUT sliding screen door? Straight into Mahmma's little bitty sweet voice handz that held a bizkette?
Big Daddy man outside, still goe-eeng (((BOOMBOOMBOOM))) wif big voyse, Mahmmma standing in living room hearing (((RRRRRIIIIPTEEEAAAR))) azz screen door come down all around this little, angelick wolftot!
Then, guess watt? Mahmmmma bust out wif a belly-laugh, (((BWAHAHAHAHAHA))) & big hooman daddy man stand there in shawck & awe booming ((("WHEEEEL WOOD YOO LOOKIE THERE!! NOW WHEE ARE LIVING IN A BARN!!!”)))
Big Mahmmma realize big Daddy az shawked & awwwwed az I beez, so we all juz have good ole belly laffz till daddy try to fix screen wif steak knife. Did someone woof "STEAK?" Az I sit at Mahmmma's feet waiting for good-boy-go-potty-make-own-doggy-door-treat!
Anyhowl, it not work, we hab flappin' Wolfie door now, & it all in honor of my dear furiend, MISS BEATRIX !
So fangs u furry much my dear furiend, fur tee-ching me howl to make my furry own doggy door. I will furever be inn-dette-ed! Here, habs ann-udder biz-kette....sshhhh....
XOXOXO, your faithful study, the ann-jell-ick Wolftot
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