Age: 14 Years Sex: Male
|Home:Canal Winchester, Bellaire, C, OH |
Leave a bone for The Canal Winchester Criminals
January 20th 2001
**Kilo B. Weisner**
Profession: Pastry Chef and Pilot and Retired Male Dancer.
*Breaking and Exiting - Kilo was caught breaking through a screen door to get outside and chase something.
*Theft - On more than one occasion, Kilo was caught stealing a sandwich directly off of his Grandma's plate.
*Disturbing the Peace - Kilo has been incarcerated numerous times for disturbing the peace. His constant barking and taunting of neighbors has become a public nuisance.
*Murder - Kilo took the life of a field mouse when he lived on a farm.
*Desecration of a Corpse - On numerous occasions, Kilo was caught "de-fuzzing" the body of a dead rabbit that was killed by a neighboring dog.
Profession: Astronomer and Lead Investigator of the Tinkerbelle Investigation Unit.
*Indecent Exposure - Miss Pickles has been caught several times in the nude after having wriggled out of her dog sweater.
*Grand Theft Auto - Miss Pickles was incarcerated on several different occasions for stealing a remote-controll Jeep and fleeing the scene.
*Vandalism and Mail Fraud - Pickles is a repeat offender when it comes to mail. She has opened and destroyed numerous boxes and packages that were delivered to the residence.
* Tampering with Official Documents - Miss Pickles was the only one home when the lease to our old apartment was put through the mail slot. When others arrived home, they found the lease had been chewed in several places. She, however, still maintains her innocence.
Profession: Salsa Dancing Instructor and Confetti Maker.
*Theft - Chachi has been charged with theft of paper products, which are believed to be part of his confetti-making operation.
*Littering - Everywhere Chachi goes, he leaves a trail of paper behind.
*Possession of a Controlled Substance - On March 1, 2008 Chachi did knowingly possess a controlled substance (chapstick). It is believed that he has developed an addiction to chapstick, even using it when his lips were not chapped. He is currently being evaluated in a rehabilitation facility.
*Urinating in Public - Chachi has been incarcerated 19 times for public urination. The areas he frequents include the kitchen table leg, the coat tree, and the spare bedroom. ***IF YOU SEE CHACHI IN THE ACT, PLEASE REPORT IT TO MOMMY***
*Murder - Matty was believed to be a "hit man" that preyed on rodents and birds. To this day, the death toll remains unknown, but is estimated to be near 100.
*Theft - Matty had a bizarre obsesion with stealing and eating napkins and paper towels.
Profession: CEO of a PR firm for pit bulls. She is trying to inform the public that pitbulls have been given a bad rap- they are really love bugs with a heart of gold. In her spare time she works as a mime. She believes she was an explorer in another life.
*theft and distruction- She steals mulch and digs it up. She has
"rearranged" the landscaping in the backyard.
*Escape with intent to steal- She jumped another gate and fled into the
living room and up the stairs into Megan's old room and stole all the stuffed
animals on the bed.
*Kidnapping-Isaboo has recently plead no contest to the dognapping of a stuffed dog named Gromet.
***Beware of her charm!! When caught on the other side of the gate she appears
truly sorry and ends up on Mommy's lap giving her hugs and kisses. She points
out that while she "went over the wall" she did not destroy anything or mess
in the house. She maintains she was patrolling the premises for security
I've Been On Dogster Since:
|March 13th 2008
||More than 7 years!
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