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I wander cause I can! The life of a gypsy!

My wady wuv said yes...YES...can you believe it?

Miss Muffy Mouf (Mouse) sed yes yes yes. Oh me oh my...she has finally agreed to be my wife. I'm so excited, I don't want to disappoint her, I want to be da best husband in da world. How do I do dat? I would never hurt her...I wuv her so vewy vewy much. When I came to dogster, she accepted me for me. Well we had our engagement pawty...we had a candlelit dinner by da seaside on da beach under a tent made of silky sheer material. Everyting looked like it was lit up...even my dearest wuv. Miss Muffy wooked like a million bucks. She didn't hesitate, she said YES. She could have any male dog she wanted, but she sed yes to dis scraggly ole Gypsy. But now I can walk wid my head held high and as soon as we are mawwied, she will be da Queen of da Wandering Gypsies and I will be King. I hope I am worthy of her wuv...she deserves da berry berry best! Well gotta go, Chawlie

OMD I have more good news

Muffy Mouse, the Muffy Mouse, has agreed to be mine! Oh me oh my...this is huge, this is tremendous, this is pawsome. She is so bee you tee full...she will make the most bee you tee full Gypsy Queen in da whole entire history of Gypsy Queen's! My mind is reeling over the excitement...it is just making me just excited and happy with glee! Me widdle ole Charlie and Miss Muffy Mouse.

I wander cause I can...yours respectfully, Charlie!

Muffy Mouse da most bee you tee full female in da whole- world

Now I know you are saying to yourself, Charlie, you wanted Jenna Pooh for a grrlfuriend. I know I know...she was da only female I knew until I got here to Dogster Land! I met da most bee you tee full female in da whole world and she has agreed to go on a date wid me. Widdle ole me... I hope she likes da gypsy life! It is fun and she will make a most lovely gypsy. We are going on a date a real date evewyone! OMD...I'm so excited.

I went to her and took my hat off and wid a wide sweeping flourish I took a deep bow and introduced meself. I am Prince Charles of da Wandering Gypsies. Den I took her petite paw in my paw and I kissed it ewer so gently and she said yes. She said YES!

Charlie begins to pace, I need to act like a weal gentledawg...how do you act princely??? I mean not a gypsy prince, a royal prince. Like da Prince of Monaco. If der's a puddle I will put my cape over da puddle and lift my lady love in my strong arms and carry her to safety. If a dragon should show up, I will slay him (or at least shoo him away)... Should a gentledawg try to horn in on my territory well off wid his head (or at least I good tawking to!)

Wid stars in his eyes he gazes into da horizon. Oh what fun we will have. Check out my box...she gave me her heart twice!

Well I gotta go and take Knight in Shining Armor lessons from Goofball Mavredes...Jemma Pooh sez he's da best knight she knows. We shall see. Wish me luck. I weally weally don't want to screw up.

Charlie looks at his audience...remove his hat wid da wide brim and feather and wid a flourish and a wide sweeping motion, takes a very regal bow and looks up from under his brim and winks.

I wander cause I can! Wid much wespect...Charlie