March 30th 2005 12:03 pm
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So Brodie and I really had a good thing going for a while. We had mom and dad trained to feed us and then give us greenies when we were done with our kibble. Did I mention I LOVE GREENIES?!!!!! So the other day I finished my food, ran over to my mom looking as cute as I could possibly be, waiting for my greenie when my mom said "Stella, you are getting FAT!"

EXCUSE ME???? FAT???? I prefer to call it Pleasantly Plump. I mean what does she expect? I'm happy and she gives me dessert every night. What am I supposed to do? Say "No Thanks?" PESHAAAWWWWW!!!!!! Fat chance!!!! I only eat them for my teeth...I mean my teeth look phenomenal!!! It takes a lot of work to keep my teeth gleaming white. But mom has a different idea. Now I'm not getting a greenie every day. :( Now I'm going to have brown teeth. Bummer, guess I need to go run some laps so she'll reinstate the DAILY greenie.