Dogster

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be my friend!

kisses.

man, i hate it when the other dogs try to eat with me. they've never tried to steal my food, but i think that's because i will NOT let them. if they get near it, i scare them away.
mommy brought home these tiny, mewing creatures that just kept yelling "mama, where's my mama?"... i felt sooo bad for them, so i let them sleep with me and i cleaned them up a bit. they looked like little versions of that black thing that's always playing with that white fluffy dog that mommy calls "mouse".
she doesn't look like a dog to me. I'M a dog. a big, tough, dog. she is smaller than my head, and all puffy. she's even more hyper than i am! it's insane!
mommy tells me "no" a lot. she's allowed to kiss my head, but the minute i try to kiss hers, she says "no mouth kisses, ech." it's not fair!

oooh

i love my new home.
i even have a boyfriend!
i'm too busy playing to write much right now.