I STILL ROCKKK!!

Hiya pals .. where do i begin??? Well ... I've been trying realllly hard to get the spaghetti out of the garbage, but momma won't let me have it. WHY?? I've been barking sooooooooooo much at people as they walk by my house. DUH, that is what I am supposed to do right? One day, a man yelled at me from outside his window... since I don't speak German, I just started to bark louder!!!! That is what I'm supposed to do right??
Well ... I made momma bleed a few weeks ago!! Good to know my teeth are still sharp! --I wouldn't know since I stopped getting steak since Tookie's been home!!!!! So I had to test em' out on something right??? Mommy wasn't very happy, but good thing she had a talk with me ... don't worry, it went in one year and out the other!!
I really miss my daddy. He had to go out and play war-games again, but I tried to tell him that we could just play together outside ... but he still had to go? I really miss him! I can't wait till he brings me back to Austria! Mommy says that we're going back in the Summer time!!! Hmmm... will the goat poop be all melted then??
Tookie & I have been getting a long really good. I am going to give mommy & Daddy an official warning now ... any thoughts that they may have about getting another weiner this ... better leave their minds noww!!!

Well ... Later Dudes!!!

BALOOOO

OKAY so sweaters are cool!!!

Hi Diary!! What's new?? Ohhh you're asking ME what's new?? Well ... hmmmm ... I've been REALLY naughty lately! Hey, I'm the middle child now, I'm supposed to be naughty right?? I couldn't have it any other way!

So I've been hangin' with my little bro' lately!! Yeah, so the little guy is pretty cool after all! I'm practicing my wresting skills on him. I'm thinking about trying out for WWF ... I think that I rock! I think that I might have to keep the ear licking to a minimum though if I become professional ... wouldn't want anybody to get the wrong idea.

I've been teaching Chewbacca about investing. I hear him charge mom and dad like 200% on some money they borrowed from him ... smart guy gets it from me!

So today I got to wear my bumble bee sweater! Don't judge ... it keeps me warm!!!!! Imma gonna need it tomorrow when I go to AUSTRIA!! Yeah Yeah ... be jealous!!! Beagle hiking in Austria!! Well ... okay, I'll let you know how my naughtyness goes soon!!

LOOOOO!

So I Gave In ...

Dear Diary ... I know I know ... I worked SO HARD at avoiding Chewbacca, I mean he's annoyingly cute, annoyinly fun to play with AND annoyinly pretty cool ... I mean, he annoys me so much that I just HAD NO CHOICE but to give in and chase around the yard with him, wrestle with him, bite him in the face when he asks for it ... like TODAY, and well, every other day too, I usually have his whole face, or his whole leg or something in my mouth!!! He also annoys me so that I clean his eyeballs and earballs!! OKAY, so Chewbacca is pretty much annoyinly my 2nd best friend (Yogi is first still) .... but yeah, I annoyinly love him okay!!!!!!! He tires me out!!! ... in an annoying way of course!!!

Uggghh ... Arroooo ... so I got to go to the GERMAN (gross) Toy Store yesterday! It isn't anywhere as cool as the California toy stores ... but this'll do for now! I got some cool aligators and dental treats!!! HAA HAA HAA ... I was annoying and I stole Chebacca's aligator yesterday!!!! Taught him a lesson on being annoying!! I am still the KING OF ANNOYING!!!!

Later Aligators!!! AROOOO -- Baloo!

He's stilllll here ...

Hiya Diary!!! Well ... I guess I don't really know what I did to deserve this ... but well ... Chewbacca is STILL HERE!!! ... I am learning a little bit on how to deal with him. I'm learning because I am gathering a plan on how to destroy him ... at the same time letting him think that I like him a little bit!
Mommy and daddy don't know ... but last night, I PUSHED HIM OFF THE BED!!! HAA HAA HAA!!!!!!!!

Anywho -- I've had a good last couple of days!! BBQ's & Waterfalls & Hills & Mountain's & FROSTY PAWS ... and well ... just living the life of a beagle! I played with a Chihuahua the other day (lets keep that a secret) ... it was a girl, with a pink collar ... and well ... she was a Chihuahua ... nuff' said right??? Daddy took me for a no-leash walk the same day!! I was the ONLY good boy on that walk!! Yogi ran away, but I proved to my daddy that I am better then Chewbacca (even though he wasn't with us) ... but I still proved it right??

Yesterday, I got to drink from true WATERFALLS!!!!!! It was so very cool!! ... and I mean cool as in the water was COLD!! HAA HAA!!! .,.. dang, my parents are kicking me off the puter ... they want me to watch some movies!!!!!!! BLA!

later fools! King of the waterfalls BALOO!!

He's still here ...

Dear Diary,

What do I do?? Yesterday I thought that I was in luck and Chewbacca was gone ... BUT BUT BUT reallllly he was with MY mommy and MY daddy and they were at the FOOD store!! WHYCOME have I not been to the food store??? When Chewbacca came back home, I gave him a little sniff, but chewbacca took it as ME LIKING HIM???!!!! Whhattttt?? He can keep trying ... but I'm not sure that I'll ever play with him!

Today I got some really good scratches on my butt from my mommy! I love my mommy, I just wish that she'd get rid of her one flaw -- Chewbacca!

Last night, I was being pouty and I wouldn't eat my dinner cause Chewbacca was near my bowl ... so guess what I got ... some HOME-MADE FROSTY PAW (not frozen yet) in my food!! It was soooooooooooooooooo yummy! It didn't work like that this morning though, I had to eat it without the frosty paws in it! BUTTTTT my mommy and daddy made me (only me) lots of frosty paws and put them in the freezer ... so I'll get to eat them all pretty soon!

So ... I guess we're going to the zoo on Saturday! I'm real excited, but what I'm more excited for is finding some dummy monkey or rhino (since I heard they're mean) or maybe a goat that will EAT CHEWBACCA!!!! I'll let you know on Saturday night or Sunday IF IF IF I found a desperate zoo animal to eat Chewbacca!!

later dudesssss ... arroooooo' -- Baloo

Diary ... HELP ME!!!

Dear Diary,

I desperately need your help. My life is in upsie-turnie-downie ... all because of this little worm-mouse-like BROTHER of mine!!! I can't deal with him in my life right now!! I need to come up with a plan to get rid of the little devil. Yeah, I know I was a devil once, but I didn't have to deal with myself when I was a devil!!!!! YOGI did! I am not in agreeance with this situation that I have been dealt with. He wants to play with me (which I refuse), he plays with all my toys, (which I pretend to be alright with ... but really I'm not), he PLAYS WITH MY MOMMY & DADDY (which I am totalllllly not okay with) AND AND he even sleeps in bed with us ... which may actually come in handy since if I crush him ... I can just blame it on the blanket and pillows which obviously are way too big for him.

Maybe someday I will be willing to give the worm a chance. Heck, maybe he'll even be fun ... but for now, I need to come up with a plan to get rid of him ... before I jump in the pond ...

Which happens to bring me to my next thing to talk about! I have a realllllly cool new house! I can explore so much and it never gets old! I have two ponds, lots of dirt and the coolest thing ... a COMPOST pile! Don't get all excited now on me, it's not entirely made up of compost ... (yeah, there's some, but it's just my own, so it's not real interesting) ... BUT there is food coals! The food coals make my spit all black and scares my mommy! Hee Hee, it's really funny to scare my mommy! Hmmmm ... maybe I can bury Chewbacca in the compost pile? Or maybe that would be too nice of me. I definetely don't want to be nice, he may think that we're friends ... and I won't want him to think that!!!

Well ... mommy is telling me that I have to go for now so that she can get on the computer and make our pages look all pretty ... whateva' ... I'll keep it so that I can go on MTV.com!!

Later' Fools! Arroooooooo -- baloo

Taking one step at a time ...

Hello to all my fans ... boy have I had a lot of new stuff happen to me. First ... let me tell you about my new best friend. (don't worry YOGI, you're still my best friend too ... and mommy you too) ... MY DADDY!! Dang, this guy is so cool!! He is so much fun to play with, and he lays with me on the couch and he gives me LOTS of cookies, and he sneaks me some food off his plate sometimes (don't tell mommy) and he chases me and kisses me ... and OHHHhhh he is just so great!! ... but, first I better explain to you how my life has changed from the beginning ... well ... I was VERY VERY brave the day that my mommy put me in that big blue box ... well ... DUH, what do you expect when there is a kazillion people in this one little stinky place ... I was safe in my box!! Then this CRAZY HUGE bird took me a far away land where I can't understand the weirdo people!!! ... Daddy says that they sound a lot like grandma ... but I have never met my crazy grandma, so I guess that I'll just have to take his word!
Well ... this place is GREAT because I have my BEST FRIEND my daddy, and I have a HUGE HOUSE that I like to wiggle my butt all through .. and I have a bedroom with a sleeping bag that is ALLLLLLLLLLLL mine and I will never ever give it back .... and I have NEW SNAKES --- yes yes QUICK QUICK ... I have to tell you where I got my new snake from ...

MOMMY & DADDY took me to the ZOO!!!!!!!!!!! Groooooovy huh?!?!!? It was so much fun ... there were BIRDS, and giraffes and horse poop and HIPPO's (they remind me of YOGI)... and that is where mommy got me my new snake ... Oh, I love it so much!! My cousins, Sammy & Cooper went to the zoo too ...I was so much better behaved then Cooper!! I think that is why I got a snake and Cooper only got water! Water --- what a souvenir!!

... but, I am also a little SCRARED here too!! Yeah, I know, you can tell me ... I am always a little scared ... but does anybody understand me when I say that I can't understand any of these nutty people??? Sure, they are all probably saying ... "what a cute beagle" ... but instead they sound funny to me!! PLUS .. .all these new people keep coming to my house and they are really scary!! Some of them I don't think that I like very much because they're too loud and they smell bad ... (I am going to tell daddy that I don't want them here anymore) ... this one really dumb guy won't call me BALOO ... instead, he is dumb and he calls me SHY??? WHAT??? I don't look like a SHY??? That guy just doesn't understand me or something!

Daddy (yeah yeah and mommy too) took me on this walk that had REALLY YUMMY mud that I was drinking ... they thought that it was really funny that I kept stopping and drinking the muddy water ... but ... they would not think it was so funny if they actually tasted how yummy it is!!!

Soo ... mommy and daddy said that I am going to be getting a baby brother --- A WEINER named CHEWBACCA! I already do not like him!!! I think that he has a bad attitude and he is trying to steal the spotlight ... sure I have not met him yet, and my mommy and daddy have never met him, but I know for sure that I don't like him!! He is a bully!!! I AM THE BABY!! Plus, our bedroom is too big ... I mean, our bedroom won't fit a mommy & daddy stealer in it!!! ... maybe when he comes, I'll stop on his head and tell him that I am the boss!!! Think that will work???

I guess that a wiener brother will be better than being kissed by MARLIE!!! ;) ... lets not even get into that right now ... I am still recovering!

Well fans - I am going to go for now ... I hope that my daddy will be home soon from that place that he goes to like everyday so that he can play with me ... no offense to mommy or anything -- but she is a little boring!!

ARRRrrrr BALOO

I'm On My Way Daddy!!!

Hi daddy-O!
I'm having a lot of problems here at home daddy! Want me to tell you about them???
Okay ... here goes!
I am missing out on enjoying my cookies lately because I have to work to get them! I am afraid of my food bowl daddy too. It moves sometimes when I am eating my breakfast and it scares me and then I jump away from it. Nothing happens though then? I am scared of Marlie too! Daddy, Marlie is really a big PONY now and she kisses me and squishes me into the couch and steps on me and daddy ... I was almost going to go into the pool one day because Marlie was chasing me.
Daddy, I am not a true California beagle! I don't like the hot house daddy! The ONLY kind of "HOT DOG" that there should be is a "HOT DOG-DOG" ... you know what I'm saying daddy, one of those really yummy doggie looking things that you can eat!! Yeah daddy, you're right! Those are the ONLY sort of "hot dog" that should exist. I'm a hot dog dad!

Daddy, will you have a talk with mom. Will you please tell her that when I go outside I WANT to bring with my guys. Dad, mom never lets me take outside ANY of my toys! WHY?? Dad, they're my guys and I want to take them outside ... I'll remember to take them back inside with me. Okay, so maybe I won't, but I should be able to do what I want right daddy?

Daddy ... will you please also have a talk with YOGI. Dad, Yogi has been eating my food too lately. Mommy is trying to stop him and she's been stoopervising Yogi ... but dad ... Yogi has threatened me! He told me that when mommy isn't looking he is going to eat my food really fast so that mommy will think that I am eating all the food and won't give me anymore!! Daddy ... is this legal?

Daddy, when am I coming to Germ-Town to play with you? Mommy says that we're going to be there soon! How soon is soon daddy? Is soon like REALLY soon? Daddy ... do you think that mommy should give me some "calm down" pills when I come to Germany? It's like like ritalin daddy! Haa haa ... I need ritalin don't I?
I am a KOO-KOO beagle!
Daddy ...will I have fun in Germany? WAIT ...let me answer that for you ... YES I WILL! I can't wait to be there! I am going to change my residency to GERMANY!!! Baloo the German Beagle! HAA HAA

Daddy did you hurt your shoulder again? Daddy, mommy stepped on my foot the other day and I cried ... is that what your shoulder feels like? I'm sorry daddy, I'm good at licking things and making things all better! I like mommy's eyes a lot for her! She is sad without my daddy! I lick her feet too and she likes that! Silly mommy! She's a weirdo! Is she your mommy too? Well if she's not ...you're really missing out on a good mommy lady!

Well daddy ... I love you and I miss you and I hope that we get to play like really really REALLY soon!
AROOOOOOooo ... Lots of Kisses and Licks! ~~BALOOOOO

HI HI HI HI HI HI HI

HI Daddy ... all of my "HI'S" were to show you what it's like when I vibrate!!! Daddy, yesterday I got really scared like three times and I really needed my daddy!!! Let me tell you all about it!
Okay ... so it was a yucky day outside and then mommy said that there were iceballs falling from the sky ... and then the sky starts to GROWL at me ... Daddy, I didn't even do anything wrong!!! ... Daddy, I started to vibrate like mommy's toothbrush!!! Mommy held me really tight ... but daddy, I wanted you and only you (but don't tell mommy that) ... then daddy ... all of the lights went out two times ... and it scared me dad! I thought that maybe some boogy monster was outside or something ... it was so dark daddy ... that made me vibrate too! ... I got all better though!

Daddy ... sorry that it's been so long since I've been able to write to you ... Yogi's been hogging (haa haa ... I put YOGI & HOG in the same sentence) the computer sooooo much with all his dumb jobs!!
Here I am though!!!

Daddy -- thank you so very very very much for that huge SNAKE!! (daddy, my snake is still BIGGER though)!!!

It's so cool though!! I kind of got scared of him when he first got to our house ... daddy, he jumped out of the box at me!! It was okay though ... cause daddy -- I could smell you!!!
I miss you really bad daddy. (Mommy thinks that I am a mommy's boy ... BUT ... really daddy I am a daddy's boy!!!) ... I heard that you're coming home REALLY REALLY REALLY soon!!! ... Is that right daddy????

Daddy ... I've been doing some naughty things ... that's okay though right when you're at CAV SCOUT TRAINING?? I mean, I have to keep mommy in line somehow right? ... Well daddy ... I've been doing things like --what mommy calls-- "running away" ... but really daddy ... the name of the game is call the "Loo 500K" ... see daddy, can you please tell mommy that she just needs to realize that it's a good thing!!
Want to know what's really funn ... well one morning I was feeling like I needed to do a "Loo 500K" ... and it was so early still in the morning that it was dark outside still ... well ... I got mommy to play withme and she even played in her slippers ... what I don't understand though daddy is that I got a SPANKING ... WHAT??? I don't get it daddy ... can you explain!!??

... Mommy also doesn't understand that sometimes when she's eating food it's only POLITE to give some to me!!! ... When mommy doesn't realize that ... I let her know by taking her food myself ... is there anything wrong with that daddy?? --I didn't think so-- .. :) ... she has so much to learn!
Daddy -- Yogi's ears are REALLY clean ... I've made it my job around the house to make sure to clean Yogi's ears and eyeballs!! :)

So daddy ... I heard today that mommy is going to get to order a new COUCH CUSHION ... do you think that's a good idea????? Hee HEE hee ... I am just kidding daddy!
Really though -- what's she thinking???

Daddy ... one day when mommy was taking us for a walk I LIFTED MY LEG while I peed ... mommy got really happy (all's I did was pee dad) ... but she got really happy and I don't know why becasue I peed all over myself!! Dad, I don't get it ... you don't pee all over yourself when you pee do you??? If you did pee all over yourself .. .that'd be pretty cool!!! I'll keep peeing on myself dad if you pee on yourself too!!

So daddy ... did you hear that the Easter Beagle came to our house yesterday ... daddy ... let me tell you the NERVE that YOGI has last night. What was he thinking trying to play with my GREG??? Don't worry daddy ... I stopped that really quick! ... the nerve of Yogi touching my stuff!
Oh yeah dad -- we got into a fight the other morning ... me and Yogi ... it was over a cookie ... what's up with him and his cookies??? I sort of understand ... I guess!

Daddy -- will you come home like REALLY QUICK?!?!?! I need my daddy so bad!!
I've had to lick mommy's eye's sometimes too!!! ... sometimes she get's these "firelies" 'in her eyes ... but don't worry dad -- I'm BUG PATROL!!!! ... so daddy-- did mommy tell you about me and the BIRDS??? Daddy ... can you sneak me out one day without mommy and take me to "look" at the birds??? ... I "love" birds daddy!!!
I LOVE YOU DADDY!!!

I hope that maybe you can write me back too some daddy!! I love you and don't worry ... I'll keep being naughty around here!!! :) I LOVE YOU!!

ARRRrrrrOOOOooo ~~ BALOO

NOOOooooo

Dear Daddy!

Daddy --- have you heard?? Mommy is coming to see you in 21 days and she is so excited! Yeah daddy, that's great and all, but do you even realize what that means for me??? I have to go to Marlie's house and get facial acne again!!! You know daddy, since I am a little Mikie Tyson .. .maybe I can Mike Tyson Marlie too!! Tee-hee-hee ... I know that's not nice to say, but when it comes to my facial acne, sometimes I can't be MISTER NICE GUY.
Daddy, are you doing okay? Mommy tells me and Yogi every single morning and every single day after she leaves to go back to work from lunch time to think about you, and that you love us and to cross our paw-paws that you have a good day and so that mommy and you talk to each other really soon ...I love you daddy, and just so that you know, I do cross my paw-paws when mommy leaves! I miss you so much and I think that if I keep crossing my paw-paws that we'll get to play with each other again real soon!

So daddy ... do you miss me too? I've been squeeking lots of my toys lately and I play with my toys so much that I think you should tell mommy to buy me some new ones. I am sort of getting bored of my old ones ..and I want new ones okay!! So please daddy will you tell her??

Well daddy-o ... I love you so much!
Thank you for making mommy so happy ... but NO THANK YOU for having me go spend days with the facial acne doggie.
I still love you so much!!
ARRRRrrrOOOoooo --- Little MIKIE