'Bout time

Mom is just now getting around to starting my diary. I am the oldest canine fur child in the house and enjoy bossing the youngsters around. I don't get into doing a lot of the nonsense that the youngsters do but I do enjoy chasing balls and playing with toys. Except those squeaky ones. That thing that makes them squeak just has to go as soon as a new toy comes in the house. My job is to de-squeak them. Once I get that noisy thing out the pups can have them cause my job is done.
I am the barker of the house too. I bark at the mailman, the delivery man, the neighbors, wind, thunder and anything else that I can find to bark at. Sometimes I just bark to be barking cause it's fun. Guess I do a good job because the other two just watch me. They don't bark very often and that's okay cause mom says I am loud enough that we don't need them barking.