I'm not leaving!!! I can change, really :-)

My owners have been acting weird latey and between you and me its freaking me out. The daddy has been taking lots of pictures and the little diabetic blind dog doesnt squeak when I bit him.

What gives?

I know I can fit in with this family, they just need to give me a chance.

I still fit through the fence

So..... I gained 5 pounds in the last three weeks oi this lent thing is tough.

I tried to give up running out through the fence but I can still squeak through and always never get far because my handlers have tasty biscuits and furry toys. Daddy has been very busy during the week but has been learning a new game. I find a stick and take it to him and he tries to throw it away but I keep giving it to him. He just doesnt understand.

What is up with that fluffy white stuff? It makes my coat wet and I just cant stop eating it. Oh well, at least my bladder is getting bigger and I sleep until 4 AM now. Can I play with that? it squeaks but keeps trying to run away.
Whatever it is, it looks like the dad but much smaller.

BFN

He is sooo happy I pooped outside

Its really cold outside and my ears keep blowing down in the wind. My human let me poop in the garage because it was 35 below windchill last night.
That was nice so I didnt poop in my cage or the house today. He is really happy for some reason but keeps pointing something in my face and it gets all bright. Silly human.